[catonsville]

Let's not forget door slams and hiding the remote.

[spectre]

"I have a headache"

Husband and wife go to bed. Out of the blue, the husband brings his wife a glass of water and an aspirin. "What's this for?" the wife asks. Husband says "It's for the headache you're going to have about two minutes from now"...

sw

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Rolling the eyes, rolling the head about the shoulders, batting one eye, sighing, clearing the throat...

All because Eve ate.

flame suit firmly in place

[GrandMoM]

....you are either an astute young man, or a very experienced old man.
and let me be the first and probably only female to say your right on all that you noted above.

[Sunshine Sister]

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

[MotleyGirl70]

"Take out the garbage"

&

"Clean the litter box."

[oldvike]

"Forget about it", "Not now", "Is that all you think about?", "But my mom says...", "I'm fat", blah blah blah............. ;^)

[parsifal]

Can you help with the word "really"? I notice when females use that word it tends to extend the range of the word immediately following to infinity. For example, "If you 'really' loved me, you would .....mow the yard in the snow, watch the Lifetime Channel Movie instead of the SuperBowl (or reruns of the 13th Warrior)." parsy the sexually outfoxed.

[Happygal]

Us Irish girls use a different lexicon.

1. "Fine" = ``Grrrrrrrrrrrr''

2. "Five minutes" = ``I'd be ready ages ago if I wasn't picking up after you''

3. "Nothing" = ``If you don't already KNOW you are even stupider than I gave you credit for''.

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) = ``Conjugal rights denied, not negotiable''

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) = ``You do what ever you want, you always do anyway. BTW..your dinners in the dog''

. 6. "Loud Sigh" = Same meaning over here, just normally accompanied by THE LOOK! (Ye know..THE LOOK!!!!)

7. "Soft Sigh" = ``Hey, it's pay day. I'm going shoe shopping!''

8. "Oh" = ``You're in trouble now Bubba-boy!!!''

9. "That's Okay" = ``I'm divorcing/dumping you''

The conversation usually ends there *LOL*

[Wednesday's Child]

I have just sent this to my daughter's boyfriend. I told him to memorize it...it will save him much grief in the future!
As for myself, the word "fine" as used in "how do I look?" is never, EVER to be the response!
Every now and again, my husband will forget and answer "fine". I will then "remind" him why this is not an acceptable answer and he will still look at me in amazement like he's never had this discussion before!
LOUD SIGH

[jrg]

If wife comes in the room and asks "Do I look fat in this?"

Never respond with "Not in that!"

[Don Myers]

bttt