Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[Neets]

These are just a few of the type of pumps that interest me dear....

I HOPE you don't have any of those ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Hah ~ Helen Thomas...like a flea on an elephant

[habs4ever]

Only Wrinkle in Time I've heard about is what Grannie's hubby calls out to her she slumps into the hammock ;-0

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
I pressed your link cause I had never heard of A Wrinkle in Time
it sounds like an interesting book
I will take it out of the library
it's the kind of book I love
thanks sweetie
Love, Palo

[Neets]

LOL Goody!!! Oh and please call me Neets....all my friends do.

[andysandmikesmom]

Gosh, I am surprised you remember that...yes, indeed, mom worked in the candy factory in Chicago...and when I look at pics of her as young lady, she was hot, even by todays standards...I guess that is why dad married her...

[GoodyBrown]

Candy factory? Did you get treats all the time?

[habs4ever]

Even speedy Palo's need to decelerate from time to time :-)Hope you and LuLu will be fixed to the screen toight, cheering on those champion bassets.

[habs4ever]

I have the wooden spoon, though ;-)Those come in your size?lol

[GoodyBrown]

O brilliant! You're pate now. LOLOL

[palo verde]

I love you
my favorite story of all of yours tho is how you get our your stool so you can kiss your tall son

[andysandmikesmom]

No, this happened while mom was still a single young lady...but, in fact, she did tell us kids, years later, then when she was hired to work there, the new employees were told they could eat all the candy they wanted, at the plant..they could not take any of it home...

It seemed as if the candy factory figured out, that by letting the employees eat as much candy as they wanted, especially when they were new employees, they would pig out, and stuff themselves with candy, and then eventually would get so sick of the stuff, seeing and smelling it five days a week, that they would eventually stop eating it...

Actually, I think that was a good policy, as least for my mom...she pigged out her first few days, and then after that, she was no longer smitten, with eating lots of chocolate..I guess the company would lose money on true chocoholics, but for the average worker, their policy seemed to be a good one..

[Neets]

Sadly no....those shoes are WAYYYY too big for my pixie feet.

What hot dish do you plan on whipping with that...er I mean whipping UP with that spoon??

[GoodyBrown]

Hi Neets...Do ya remember that song "Ida sweet as apple cidah..."?! ('Cuz of the ida in yr name)

[palo verde]

I meant get out your stool in my post 991
(so you can stand on it)

[andysandmikesmom]

Palo..you have such an amazing memory..my stool story...and you know, that little stool is very old...actually it is a stool that my dad made for my brother when he was a very little boy, and they were potty training him...dad made this little stool so my brother could stand on it, and pee into the toilet...

Of course, my brother grew up(to be 6'7" or so)...and eventually that little stool was used in our house, to hold the door between the dining room and kitchen open...or mom would use the little stool to get somethng down off a shelf when she did not want to bother dad....

And my parents kept that little stool all their married life....and after my parents died, and since my brother was also dead, I inherited that little green stool..

And you are right, I have to use that little stool to stand on to kiss my sons face(because he is 6'5"), and if I try to kiss my son while I am standing just on the floor, I wind up kissing his chest

eventually my son will inherit the little green stool with its long and beloved history..

[GoodyBrown]

Oh chocolate. Do you like milk or bittersweet? Or none of it...

[habs4ever]

You're much better than Irma Bombeck.That's a sweet anecdote.

[habs4ever]

I'm having a leek, potato and stilton soup tonight, with a nice mesclun salad.A cruel, cold wind is blowing its way across the land and will hit you no doubt tomorrow.Canada's revenge on being the denied the skating gold ;-)

[andysandmikesmom]

Oh, gosh I love all chocolate...but can only eat just so much of it...too much of it, and I feel like a sick doggie...We like the Sees Candies, we get out here on the west coast...at least, I hope the hubby remembers, for Valentines Day....