Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[andysandmikesmom]

I would love to see Happy and Lulu leashed together...I would bet thats quite a funny scene, with Happy running,and Lulu trying her very best to keep up with him...

Palo, I pinged you earlier to another thread, one about the rescue dogs at the Westminster last night...someone else has a great basset story...so take a look at it...

[palo verde]

Hi Oneida
either it won't post at all or it posts twice lol
you haven't missed much
westy has decided to walk on the wild side
Goody Brown is egging him on
habs is waiting for someone to teach him how to post gifs
Goody found us a site with alien gifs which we are allowed to post from
habs acted up on thread last night
first he called us flatchested, then he called us a pig, then he called us fat
he's lucky he's the only man on the thread these days
westy is busy planning his new career in crime
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Led astray.... I'll have you know I never smoked on the street.

[palo verde]

hi oneida
I haven't eaten italian since I moved to Tucson
but your meal is mouth watering
your family is lucky to have your delicious meals
Love, Palo

[Neets]

Well both the kids are home tonite for a change and they always complain there is no food in the house. But I know after I get done cooking, they will be gone again.

[GoodyBrown]

Hi

[Neets]

Hi again Palo. How come I always hear about Westie but never see him??? Is HE REALLY here??? HI WESTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Habs...well I could teach him how to post gifs if he WANTS..but it seems he is ALWAYS wanting something. Maybe when PIGS FLY he can get something.

This is about as flat as I'll ever be:

[palo verde]

fofl
I used to be a pot smoker in my young twenties
it had never occurred to me to smoke tobacco cigs cause my mom was not a smoker
one day I thought ''wouldn't it be nice to smoke on the street out in the open''
the solution seemed to be to smoke a tobacco cigarette
I bought a pack of Kents
(the shrink I went to at the time smoked Kents)
I've been a cig smoker ever since
(altho I switched to Winstons)
Love, Palo

[Neets]

Pleased 2 meetchu!!!!!!!!!!!

[andysandmikesmom]

Hi there to you too...

[habs4ever]

Fortunately, I'm accelerating so fast, I can see those gifs.They must be from another dimension ;-)LOL

BTW, I'm still waiting for you to catch the barkeep's eye...maybe Charlie the Mensa Dog can mix a better martini than you??

[GoodyBrown]

Rummy is a hunk, isn't he. Indefinable...mastery not macho.

[palo verde]

Hi Oneida
that's quite a snappy pic of you
the nylon stockings are a nice touch
if you teach habs how to post gifs he will be your loveslave forever
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

That's cute!! Just don't ask me to pump that flat ;-)

[palo verde]

hi anydsmom
the pic Oneida posted of the 40s gal
is how I pictured your mom
when you told us about her working in the candy factory in Chicago
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

There's plenty of macho in that beady eyed stare of his, and that throbbing vein in his forehead ;-)LOL.I'd like to hear him take on Helen Thomas :-D

[habs4ever]

You're back, and you found your mind.Where did you put it??LOL

[GoodyBrown]

Did any of you guys ever read A Wrinkle in Time?

[palo verde]

lol
I slept to 11
I don't know why
I haven't done that since I lived in NYC
by the time I was ready to take Lulu out, Bill was back from walkin' Happy
and ready to take me swimmin'
so I went swimmin' instead of walkin' Lulu
she is snorin' next to me under the plant table now
I'll make it up to her tomorrow
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

WOW - not Rosie the Riveter ya could say