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Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse
Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens
VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.
Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."
Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.
The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.
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To: palo verde
Of course, Hedy L'Amour!! You will resemble the most chic of starlets.
To: habs4ever
'spect I'll be sending one over if I can get the barkeep's eye:)
To: GoodyBrown
I agree.. you have to have a good base for the embroidery... There's nothing worse than a Habs fan with a sewn shut mouth... They're all mouth anyway....
To: habs4ever
I'm not THAT old.. Sonny...
To: palo verde
Think Boucher and bodacious.
To: GoodyBrown
Me thinks you use a very blunt instrument these days for your needling ;-)
To: grannie9
all mouth and no gonads?
To: GoodyBrown
You r gonna wish you didn't say that.
To: grannie9
Say it with me...24 Cups...say it again...24 Cups.What a lovely ring.I think TS Eliot could have used it in a poem ;-)
To: GoodyBrown
Seems lack it.. (That was meant that way....)
To: habs4ever
methinks you have a point. And I'm sorry.
To: habs4ever
Did you say 24 cup? Are you insulting me again??? For a man who doesn't know what a "cup" is.. you've got a hell of a nerve talkin down my bra size...
To: habs4ever
She could just put us over the hump Not going there....just not.
:-)
To: GoodyBrown
now now Goody we can't say bodacious 'round habs
in past reincarnation he arrived on a previous thread saying ''hello my bodacious beauties''
it had an unhappy ending
he wound up calling me a Democrat
happily he has now forgiven me
and is now my pyjama designer
Love, Palo
To: GoodyBrown
Don't chicken out now Goody.. we have him on the run....
To: grannie9
I was going to talk about 38 cups...
but you stole the show as usual...
:-)
To: GoodyBrown
Rest easy, I was just demonstrating my needlework :-)Your a good sport.
To: habs4ever
the bodacious thighs incident is now history
To: grannie9
I was distracted by bodacious thighs
what is habs sayin' bout your size 24 cup
we told habs we are big on top but with slim hips
did he get it all backwards ?????
Love, Palo
To: grannie9; habs4ever; palo verde; all
Time for dinner. Fun to be with you...all of you!
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