Who left the dimensional door open?

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
what an interesting post
everything I know about Washington State I learned from you
you make it come alive for me
westy has lived there forever
I think Baja is the place which thrills him
yet I still remember his post the day the Sun came out and he looked up and saw a golden eagle soaring
(unless it was bald headed one)
(maybe the Sun glinted off its bald head)
and of course I am enchanted the blue herons have their rookery in his town
You live in a miraculous State
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Naw, you're no Jean Harlow, more like Nora Charles instead;-) She made a mean pink gin martini for Nick, I seem to recall, and did a hard days work lounging in pj's.

[palo verde]

I am happy to hear my pics and measurements arrived safely
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Ok, my dear stuffed poulet...all trussed and ready for poaching in the hot tub ;-)lol

[Windshark]

Habs...you sorry loser...what are you doing on this thread?

:-)

Hows the Canadiens....gonna make the playoffs?

[habs4ever]

Your measurements were weighed at Customs.You should have seen the tariff!

[GoodyBrown]

You just reminded me of this which I committed to memory for obvious reasons..it's a clerihew by E.C.Bentley

What I like about Clive
Is that he's no longer alive.
There is much to be said,
For being dead.

[palo verde]

Hi Prentice
lol this is a UFO thread
we have gotten sidetracked discussin' our pajamas
Love, Palo

also nous sommes les grands fans des HABS
I plan to buy one of their beautiful red jerseys

[grannie9]

Don't mess with me Busta..(that's New England for Buster)...you know how I get... No playing with the bull or you might get the horns... Or the evil eye..take your pick.... Both can smart...

I can't roll this thread over... I might as well go to bed..after the pie

[habs4ever]

Spoken like a Bruins fan ;-)All the same, all big talk!!LOL

[Windshark]

Get a Red Wings jersey.

They are hot...even in this dimension!

:-)

[GoodyBrown]

Dear boychic- Before You arrived grannie and I were discussing our love of needlework

[grannie9]

Now I'd like to sew up his mouth... Tight.. With a Bruins logo embroidered on the stitches...

[habs4ever]

Hi Prentice.You never know what kind or person you meet through dimensional doors.Even smart hockey fans that adore the Habs ;-)It will be nip and tuck to make the show, but the Habs are playing ok, but they need to trade for some toughness.I think they ought to get Grannie off waivers, she 's a terror in the corners and not afrid of using her sharp elbows too.Not sure about her foot speed though, but she'll jaw jaw with the best of agitators ;-)She could just put us over the hump :-)

[palo verde]

fofl I didn't know customs weighed my measurements
you knew I was zaftig
but it's a cute zaftig
please make my pjs chic
I wanna look like an elegant gal in the movies
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Goody, goody!! I have some socks that need darning, but could you fix that drink first while your up ;-)

[palo verde]

LOL I am getting a Habs jersey
number 9 for Rocket Richards
greatest hockey player who ever lived
(and a wonderful guy to boot)
GO Habs
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Good thing you're smartening up Sonny... I was just getting ready to check you into a corner....and you couldn't cry with your mouth all sewn up...;-)

[habs4ever]

You catch on quick!! Grannie knows the Rocket too, she checked him into the boards at the Gaaaaawden in '52;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Remember teeny tiny eenie weenie stitches ~ lots and lots ...