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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: GoodyBrown
Cherubino???;-)Keep sippin' the pink stuff, its making you wittier by the minute ;-)LOL
521 posted on 02/09/2002 3:18:14 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: grannie9
lol I am outclassed
you have spattering of Maya
Goody has wit
who knew that 'flying furry football terrorizes chilean teens' is where the classy gals hang out
522 posted on 02/09/2002 3:18:23 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
You want topless green silk pj's??
523 posted on 02/09/2002 3:20:00 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
...and you more adorable
524 posted on 02/09/2002 3:20:16 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde
She didn't mean Maya...the only smattering she has is of...Mayo, as in Hellmans ;-)
525 posted on 02/09/2002 3:21:17 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: GoodyBrown
Take bigger sips!! Don't be shy now!!lol
526 posted on 02/09/2002 3:22:14 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
...I am still recovering from your comment to wit: Why aren't you holding hands with lepers like Princess Di...
527 posted on 02/09/2002 3:23:58 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: habs4ever
if you're designing them, please make my pair with short sleeves
instead of V, please put L for Lulu on mine
thanks
Love, Palo

ps I like green, keep the color and the fabric the same
soft silk sounds lovely
528 posted on 02/09/2002 3:27:13 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
I love you
529 posted on 02/09/2002 3:28:13 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
hi cupcake
she knows Maya
she used to post in it
she swam in a cenote
she saw an ET ship on the ground in broad daylight
and she sewed a pinafore for her granddaughter which is every little girl's dream of a pinafore
her french may not be terrif tho, you said she consulted translation site to do her impressive french posts
Love, Palo
530 posted on 02/09/2002 3:38:04 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever; palo verde
...I am raising my standards and lowering my glass. I'm tottering off to dinner. Someone will hold me up...a bientot
531 posted on 02/09/2002 3:41:01 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
And a Pe la Na to you Mistress Goodie Brown.....;)
532 posted on 02/09/2002 3:41:02 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
...thanks doll
533 posted on 02/09/2002 3:42:50 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: grannie9
here she is, the Berlitz expert!!lol....
534 posted on 02/09/2002 3:43:57 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: GoodyBrown
Your posts are like Puccini arias....
535 posted on 02/09/2002 3:45:09 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: GoodyBrown
bon appetit, mistress goody
536 posted on 02/09/2002 3:45:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde;grannie9
Palo, its imperative that you send me detailed snaps of you so I can get the right measurements.Send them in a brown paper envelope, to a postal box address ;-) I tried this already on Grannie, and she fell for it!!LOL
537 posted on 02/09/2002 3:48:42 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Hello Palo..
I hope you are doing well.

Missed seeing you.

Just wanted to let you know it's a beautful 40 degrees here if you can believe that!!!!
Take care
Love, Neets.

538 posted on 02/09/2002 3:51:45 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM; palo verde; grannie9; habs4ever
hi y'all! how is everyone? :)
539 posted on 02/09/2002 3:56:50 PM PST by christine
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