Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi cookie
who is westy gonna snuggle with on cold winter nights
what does he have to lose
or are we talkin' 'bout habs here
habs, it's fun having a woman live with you
she'll warm up your home
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

Good night palo, I have to go now.

My flunkies have laid out my monogrammed PJ's and turned down the bed.

See you in the morning.

[palo verde]

habs ignore ac
any guy who says to a girl ''would you like to come up and see my cement mixer'' needs a lil help from you
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I am overjoyed your flunkies have laid out your monogrammed PJs

[palo verde]

hi ac
I'm jes teasin' you
thanks for bein' on and makin' me laugh so much
I love you
sweet dreams, sweetie pie
Palo

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL. Thanks much.

[habs4ever]

Which of you is the failed Southron lady?? ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Hi Palo - I was taking about westie then habs. But you are right about marriage...when it's good it's good. I'm off now for a few days. You take care. Love, Goody

[GoodyBrown]

Whahaha! Happy Cabbage Month to you!

[habs4ever]

Thank you for your blessing, and may your days ahead be filled with Roederer Cristal.I have some cabbage to saute ;-)

[palo verde]

mon petit chou
I missed your post 355 to me
lol you have no choice bout the acceleration and the Mass Awakening
every living being on our planet is being accelerated
and will participate in the Mass Awakening
we are discussin' your lovelife here
faint hearts never won coronets
Love, Ann Landers Palo

[palo verde]

Hi sweetie
I was just teasin' you and habs and westy
I've had enuf rock 'n' rollin' in my marriage not to recommend marriage to anyone lol
I read in a new age book 'bout long-term relationships -- that their sole advantage is if anyone else gave us those problems we'd leave, but in a long-term relationship we figure out how to solve the problems
In real life I think we all know in our own heart what is best for us, and it's best to follow that
It was a joy havin' you on with us, and I hope you come back fast
Have a lovely time
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Habs sweety... I'm having one of those drinks you offered me the other night... So..... I'm cookin... Be back later after I'm thru coooooookin... If I can....

[habs4ever]

good to hear, after that lighweight AC goes to bed...I need someone to drink with ;-)

[grannie9]

Ohhh.. you little rascal you... I'll try and keep up. But I'm not makin any promises...

[palo verde]

hi chickie
where have u been
westy won't let his gal pal move in with him
habs won't let his gal pal move in with him either
please tell them how delightful your hubby finds you
has he stopped yelling at you to get off the phone
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Sorry to be so long in answering your question...we have been out all day long...the hubby had only one day off from work, and today was it, so we made good use of it....

As to your question...We live in Olympia, Washington, which is about 60 miles south of Seattle...we have been here for 18 yrs. and love it...we were stationed at Ft Lewis Washington, and after the hubby left the military, we decided to stay here, and make it our home...

Before that, we lived in North Carolina, for five years, where the hubby was stationed at Ft. Bragg...we love our time in the south also...living in the south is almost like living in a different world...but we absolutely loved our time there...before that both my husband and myself had been born and raised in Chicago, married there, and had our two boys, before we set out in a military life...

So we have lived in mainly those three places, each one distinct, with its own charm...no matter where I live, or where I travel to, I never try to criticize a place...we always look for the good in the different places we live in or visit, and we always find great things about the place...

[palo verde]

Hi andysmom
I never realized what a city girl you were
both you and hubby were born in Chicago
met and married and had your sons there
Chicago is kinda the counterpart to NYC
altho oddly enuf I wish my big city had been Chicago instead of NYC
so does hubby
neither of us have been to Chicago
but when we moved to Tucson we began hearing a lot about Chicago
it sounds like such an interesting city
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi okey dokey
thanks for sending us nother beautiful day
the blue sky is heaven
and brilliant sunshine divine
keep it up!
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

Indeed, palo...my husband and I were city people for many, many years....I loved Chicago, and growing up there..there is so much there to enjoy...the museums, the parks, the zoos, the stores, and restaurants, almost every ethnic nationality known to man, is represented there...there were of course things I did not like about it....the stifling humid heat in the summer, the frozen frigid winters, the crime....but each place has its good points and its bad points...But Chicago was indeed a wonderful place to grow up in...

Then we moved to the more rural areas of North Carolina...it was quite a trick getting used to living out in the country, when we had been so used to the big city...but we came to love country life, and it seemed more the ideal place to raise our boys....then we moved into the rural areas of Washington...and loved that as well..so the kids loved being raised in the country, but enjoyed our nearness to Tacoma and Seattle, and all the museums, zoos, and culture found in the city...

The hubby and I still prefer to remain in the rural area...however our son now lves in Seattle...he loved being raised in the country, but now that he is on his own, he thinks of Olympia, as the boonies, and he prefers to live in the big city of Seattle, with its culture, jobs, and nightlife, and of course its quantity of young ladies...so the circle goes full round...