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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[westmex]

Hi Goody, I've been through the Glen a few times...Camped just out of town..Place gets overun with birdwatchers at times..lol

[GoodyBrown]

Hi ~ I'm not sure what a rookery is...sounds like something that goes on in Las Vegas:)

[westmex]

A rookery is where a bunch of birds mate and nest as a group.

[GoodyBrown]

Hi ~ Frenchglen is still much as it was 20 and maybe more years ago. But the Frenchglen Hotel was 'bread and breakfasted' a bit ago. Civil war broke out over that:)

[westmex]

I think the hotel had a historical marker on it when I went through there...Fields and Denio down the road are interesting places too......

[acnielsen guy]

A rookery is where rooks nest, one usually sees thirty or forty large nests high up in tall trees. You do not have Rooks in America but you have crows which are related.

They are very common in England.

[westmex]

We have a big blue heron nesting site close to me. It's called a blue heron rookery...I know about the rooks in Britain and the rook rifles they use to have there...
Maybe it's just the Yanks screwing up the Queens english, lol

[GoodyBrown]

Yes, I think it does have one of those markers. Shoulda put one on Klondike Kate's house in Bend before the city fathers tore it down.

[habs4ever]

Ahhhhhhh, Lemmy, the Comte de Isle of Dogs, the Prince of Limehouse, the Earl of Stepney...so, is it darts for you and the lads tonight?? I was in the Old Vic pullin' a pint when Derek and Nigel tell me you'll be at the greyhound races for the 7:30 start, and you have a flutter on the 4th race.A lil' chippy told you, old son ,of a sure thing...and you didn't want to tell your mates?? Have a good booze up 'night and see ya at the curry takeaway, or 'da pub after the dogtrack ;-)

[palo verde]

fofl, fofl
Love, u know who

[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Rugby Union or Rugby League?

[palo verde]

hi goody
can you believe okimhere said maybe habs can help westy get his gal pal back
westy don't listen to goody
you don't want intelligence and imagination to triumph over action
invite her out to dinner
call her ma petit chou
be an example to habs
Love, u know how

[acnielsen guy]

Date: 1725 1 a : the nests or breeding place of a colony of rooks; also : a colony of rooks b : a breeding ground or haunt especially of gregarious birds or mammals; also : a colony of such birds or mammals 2 : a crowded dilapidated tenement or group of dwellings 3 : a place teeming with like individuals

It seems westy that you have a point there. You have your own English now ours is screwed up enough we don't need any help.

[westmex]

I gotta get out of here, chores to do...bbst

[GoodyBrown]

A rook is a crow from Cornwall...?

[palo verde]

am I addressing the gentleman who knows that marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
formerly known as charles boyer
Love, u know who

[GoodyBrown]

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience ... are ya sure u are not getting him in trouble?

[GoodyBrown]

Habs- I dunno...you are getting advice from A Failed Southern Lady

[palo verde]

hi ac
I notice slang in rookeries (definition 2) in London
is same as slang in rookeries (definition 2) in NYC
we both say we're ''holding up the lamppost'' for hanging around on the corner
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

VHave a good booze up 'night and see ya at the curry takeaway, or 'da pub after the dogtrack ;-)

You make a fine job of talking like a cockney habs and I congratulate you on your learning . I wish I had your talent for the vernacular. But moving in the Society of my peers I never did get the chance to acquire that skill. :)