Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

fofl chickita
when did habs offer you a drink
does your hubby know
o the scandal
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
mon petit chou
I will back you up in Madison Square Garden
the count and the chickita will be minced meat up against the canuck and the new yorker
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

please don't make light of westy's lovelife

[palo verde]

your post to grannie made me laugh outloud

[grannie9]

FOFLOL.. "I" am not making fun of Westy's lovelife....and "I" am not talking about it either... So there.

If the Pirate/Count and I go to Madison.. there will be hell to pay... Be afraid....;-)

I also am in the Insurance business..

[palo verde]

so the Garden it is
I hope the Count can find it
he thinks florida is next to new york
you'll be a great second fom him if you can figure out how to stop fallin' off your pontoon boat
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

maybe you ought to lay off your Doc Peppers before the match

[palo verde]

westy's lovelife is no laughin' matter
I am tryin' to reunite him with his gal pal
please behave yourself

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
it's interestin' the writers Goody said your writing reminded her of
for some reason when you told the story of how you had beer in the park and he kissed you and you thought if he doesn't love me back I am in big trouble
it reminded me of ''Member of the Wedding,'' my favorite book
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

Did somebody use that same line in a book or a movie?

[Judith Anne]

Gosh I hope not!

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
lol your line was not used in a book or movie
your post reminded me of that book
because you made everything so clear and vivid
and because the feelings you had then came alive
and touched everythng you described
I felt like I was inside your head
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi cookie
thank you for finally sending us a beautiful day
the sky is a perfect blue again
the Sun is dazzling
it lifts my spirits
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
it's interesting you wrote story 'bout giving directions in the country
you know my dad was born in Manhattan
so he knew the city like the back of his hand
when I was a lil girl people on the street would often stop him to ask for directions
he was always so overjoyed
and would even walk part of the way with them to show them the way
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Before I met Bill I had a boyfriend
who used to like to take me camping all over in pretty places
when he was going to medical school in St Louis he said ''if you fly down I will take you camping all over the Ozarks''
I was thrilled
when we got lost in the Ozarks and I got out of the car to ask for directions at a gas station
fofl those guys wouldn't give me a break
I would explain everything to them perfectly, they waited till I finished
and then one turned to the other and said ''did you understand one word she said''
the other said ''nope''
when I got back in the car Gene said ''what did you find out''
I said ''nothing, they couldn't understand my NYC accent''
I had no idea they were doin' a trick on me
till I got on-line and found a thread -- called what to do if a New Yorker asks you for directions
it contained 250 posts on tricks to play on the New Yorker
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

those boys wouldn't help me when I got lost even tho I was the kinda girl boys liked cooking scrambled eggs for
I guess in the Ozarks bein' a new yorker trumped sex appeal
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

Oh, palo, I wrote a wonderful reply but it went into the ether...I'm sorry somebody wasn't nice to you, but hubby and I would make sure you and Bill enjoyed yourselves...

[palo verde]

LOL Judy you are the sweetest
it had a happy ending tho
Gene (who was from Brooklyn)
met a lovely Missouri farm girl in St Louis
they've been married ever since
come to think of it she's a spitfire too, how do they grow them that way there
I went back to NYC and met Bill (who had just arrived in the city for the first time)
I have enchanted memories of swimmin' in sweet lazy Ozark lakes from that time
altho the skeeters were intense when we camped at night
also the nights were hotter than in Adirondack mountains
but there is a sweetness to your countryside I never found anywhere else
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

Palo, one of the nicest things to ever happen to me was to get to say Hiya to you each day here at FR. I missed you for a long time... Now I'm going to say "later" cause I'm getting ready to finish a project. God bless you with a day full of love and laughter, dear friend. ;-D

[GoodyBrown]

Good Morning. Wasn't there a dreamy soldier boy in Member of the Wedding...?