Who left the dimensional door open?

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[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

LOL LOL
you add elegance to our thread
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

So, how did the blonde in the desert do then?? Could all those zig zagging stars going at right angles, just be doing double takes when the blonde is dancin'?? ;-)

Freshness in gourmet cooking is imperative, so if the ET's want salty, I'll give them some Lays chips...Bocuse will make a souffle ;-)

[acnielsen guy]

your pickup line 'bout the cement mixer worked so well on me

That was in the early days before I became suave and sophisticated. Since then I have become the Count AC de DC giving out invitations to the ballet and much sought after by the beau monde.

Don't remind me of my humble beginnings when I was a lowlife just like habs and others on FR.

[Judith Anne]

Well, we eat better at home...;-D And prettier. Now I have a lovely bed tray painted with ivy big enough for two people's laps, and so we put our dishes and napkins and drinks and coffee on it and cuddle up and eat. Can't do THAT at a shrimp joint--and you can't dress in public the way we do at home, either...

So we stick a bug-eyed monster movie in the VCR, and when it gets to the scary part with the monster, I have someone sweet to hold my hand...next I suppose you'll say the BEM's are sweet, too...lol

[habs4ever]

Pip Pip, old boy, do it for God, Queen and Country ;-)

[habs4ever]

Its such a pleasure to look up to you as my role model ;-)

[palo verde]

Hi Judy
lol I went on a political thread a few weeks ago and got badgered
hubby has library book on Native American stone carvings of animals
I went right to Native American store in Tucson, and bought an exquisite carved badger (it has turquoise eyes)
it is black stone, he is wonderful, I love him
he is on my desk right now
I also bought myself a Zuni necklace of two rattlesnakes kissin'
I'm wearin' it now
it is pretty
I didn't get any booboos from the badgerin'
but any excuse to buy pretty Native American jewelry works for me lol
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

Its such a pleasure to look up to you as my role model ;-)

I am always willing to mentor a young man that has the right stuff and the will to achieve. :)

[palo verde]

lol Judy Anne, you blow my mind
on Lcom you were a spitfire
on FR I find out your elegant home decor
You are a great cook, when ETs visit you
I hope you will set it out on your pretty dishes
they'll love it
You have a lovely setting too out there in the woods
and you're a hospitable lass
wear your chic suit when they arrive
you'll be a feast for the eyes
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

You are SOOOO way stylish...Now I'm going to fix dinner so we can eat in bed and watch a movie...very nice to see you today...see, I'm saying "so long for now" so you won't think I'm stuck up! Besides, it looks like you are among friends, LOL!

[habs4ever]

The Count here is smooth!!LOL....are you a louche Euro aristo, or are your bloodlines a very deep blue??

[palo verde]

fofl ac
glad you graduated from the low life
tant pis 'bout habs
he is still working on your cement mixer pick-up line
he hasn't quite perfected it
(it swept me off my feet when you did it on me)
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

No, the suits are for another time, now I have a lovely soft crepe lounging outfit, black with red and pink flowers, with a pretty pink satin shirt underneath...and my hair is down...I saw a shooting star the other night that looked as beautiful as fireworks...I was outside having a cigarette at the hospital, and it came out of nowhere...it was so pretty, it had a sparkling tail...so I left it in my memory for someone else to make a wish on, help yourself...

(*I have kept my spitfire ways but more quietly...*)

[habs4ever]

I must depart for now...elocution lessons, plus a fencing class, then a sherry tasting....its all part of trying to live up the Count AC's reputation as a suave roue.Its arduous work be a sophisticate ;-)

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
lol
have fun with hubby
give him a kiss for me
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

Dang, palo, that was for YOU, not me...see ya later ;-D

[grannie9]

Hello Habs.. it was nice talking to you last night.. Don't worry about the Counts bloodlines.. Like Palo says..he's a smooth talker, but don't let him fool you, he's not a real Count.. He's just trying to pick up chicks...

He's a bloody pirate and everyone knows it..

[palo verde]

hi habs
you are progressin' bein' a sophisticate
but ac's geography needs a bit of work
Love, Palo

[lafayette76]

...suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway...

That's what I thought about New York when Hillary got elected.

[palo verde]

hi grannie
I just found your post letting me know what a cenote is
it sounds lovely for swimmin'
it has everything I love
I love crytal clear water
and it would be interesting to swim in water which is half salt, half fresh
I love deep water
and I'd feel like a mermaid swimmin' thru a cave
you are sweet to make me happy like this
Love, Palo