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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
if cenotes are reserved for sacrificed virgins, why was grannie swimmin' in it
Love, Palo

[acnielsen guy]

Hi palo - did you find your house? - If you click on the map you can zero in to see things up to one meter

[palo verde]

Hi sweetie
''A Course in Miracles'' is not a course in visualization
its actual purpose is to prove the past never happened
I read it to save my marriage --
we had gone thru some upsettin' years together
and it was a miracle to have a clean slate
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi ac
you are a sweetheart
yes I found my house
this is amazin'
shall I wave to you in my bikini
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Geron
I had the identical idea you had
I bet the ''flying football'' is same as Chupacabre
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Oh, please do wave....lol.Have the pepperoni pizza ready in case the "other" visitors arrive instead ;-)

[palo verde]

she falls off her pontoon boat in Florida
she swims in lake for sacrificed virgins in Yucatan
verily, the girl must be accelerated
Love, Palo

chickita, tell us about the UFO spaseship you saw in broad daylight
no one will call you a kook
AC thinks Florida is in NY, he's no one to talk

[acnielsen guy]

shall I wave to you in my bikini

Not with my heart condition - lol

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
did you read my post above 'bout the girl from Venus who was crazy 'bout our salty peanuts
I had planned to serve pepperoni pizza when the ETs arrive
maybe I should also serve a side of salty nuts
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

tsk tsk ac
be brave
your rep as great lover is at stake
Love, Palo

your pickup line 'bout the cement mixer worked so well on me

[habs4ever]

I've read ALL the posts, pee-vee ;-)I challenge you to just only eat one salty nut.You'll run out before that Venusian arrives, so go to Cotsco today and stock up...

[habs4ever]

I thought AC had seen it all on the beaches of the Costa Brava and Costa del Sol.He's "un homme du monde", as he sips Oporto and peers through his binocs from the balconey ;-)

[palo verde]

lol I love havin' a thread where we let it all hang out
On Tucson access UFO show, this past Friday night
there was a beautiful blond
(she looks like a Las Vegas showgirl)
who does dances on the desert to attract the ETs
it turns out ETs like dancing pretty blond Las Vegas showgirls
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

don't you think you should start menu plannin' for when the ETs visit you
I hear you are a gourmet cook
I'm only serving them take-out pepperoni pizza cause I don't like to cook
I'm sure they'd prefer one of your Paul Bocuse french delicacies
(also serve salty peanuts)
Love, Palo

[Judith Anne]

I had to go to work, and it takes me a while to clean up! ;-D Then after I worked twelve hours I had to sleep a while. But it's true, I am SOOOOOOO chic...;-D I can't help it, Palo saw me that way, and then I had to admit the truth...

[palo verde]

maybe they never tasted salty pretzels either, I think I'll serve pretzels too

[palo verde]

LOL

[acnielsen guy]

I thought AC had seen it all on the beaches of the Costa Brava and Costa del Sol.He's "un homme du monde",

That is what gave me the condition in the first place.

[Judith Anne]

"Judith Anne has 3 designer suits and just bought a new one at Dillards the other day she wears it with her pearls and her 3 carot diamond ring she wears her long hair up in an elegant french twist we aren't fit to be on the same thread with her lol Love, Palo

I'm so elegant, I'm almost not fit to be on the same thread with myself...;-D I don't know how I put up with me...I think I will knit a snood...

[palo verde]

I've heard lots 'bout your chic outfits
but only place I heard you been
was when granpaK takes you for shrimp dinner on Friday nights
Love, Palo