Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[habs4ever]

We can be thankful Palo got out of the service when she did, or she'd have been in Tora Bora for sure, or is that Ogopogo??;-)

[palo verde]

lol habs, I bet you are right

[GoodyBrown]

I am not sure what to say...so I am reluctant to say anything. I am confused.

[habs4ever]

Well, Goody, you are in good hands with us.Let's all be confused together, shall we?lol

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
I am sorry to have confused you
I joined the corps on a lark cause it was so sweet being tucked in by celtic gal
(not in real life, in cyber space)
CG instantly made me a major
I may have stayed in 4 months
however in those 4 months I learned a lot about the Corps from cg
before that I had no knowledge of the military at all
my dad was turned down when he tried to enlist in WW11 cause of asthma and hayfever
and my brother and boy cousins did not enlist
altho one of my boy cousins wanted to (his parents stopped him)
so everything I know came from CG
at the end of the 4 months I resigned (cause of you know what)
I wound up with love and respect for the Corps
which extended all over the military
westy says the military treated his family shabbily when he was in during WW11
so there is nother side
but I valued my experience with CG and the understanding it gave me
and my hubby was proud I was a marine and that cg made me officer
LOL Goody, cyber space is an amazing thing
palo verde got to have a wonderful experience
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

it's confusing cause it all took place in cyber space
even my nekkid dancing in red shoes
nothing happened in real life
but the mind is a powerful thing
and I wound up with an experience

[GoodyBrown]

I recognise deep emotion when I see it. So I knew what you were saying was for real and not for fun... And now I know why.

[palo verde]

cg is bona fide marine colonel (retired)
but palo verde was just a major in cyber space
the reason I became emotionally moved by the experience is cause cg said she promoted me to major based on merit
that no marine officer promotes on friendship
she honored me, and opened door to me honoring marines

[palo verde]

I love you GoodyBrown

[palo verde]

the dancing episode took place on one of those FR threads
where if billclinton suddenly dropped dead what would you do
a poster named clinton8r who I knew from Lcom
said he'd drink ripple and dance
even tho I am new age
I got carried away and said I'd dance naked on the table and drink ripple

back then westy was just a lurker
he had read bout cg promoting me to major
and he emailed me, ''what will cg think when she finds out you are drinkin and dancin' nekkid''
he also said the military was different when he was in lol

[habs4ever]

That is a very kind and generous thing to say...tiger :-)And I'm glad Palo had good experience in the Corps.

[GoodyBrown]

Sing up!

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
      I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights               historical
            From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

~W.S. GILBERT

[palo verde]

fofl Goody, you are the best

[GoodyBrown]

wotthehell....oh wotthe hell. I love you too spalpeen tiger

[habs4ever]

I'm actually the Captain of the Pinafore ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

Do ye have a dear Little ButterCup, sweet little Buttercup-oh?

[GoodyBrown]

He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman! - Pinafore

[habs4ever]

Fancy that! I was just humming that tune to myself, as I strutted around my office, with hand in jacket, acting like Nelson at Trafalger;-)I hope I don't die of my wounds by engaging you in such witty repartee;-)And so far, so good, my arms are still intact!!lol

[westmex]

My education must have been substandard..I have no idea what you people are talking about most of the time..As grannie says, "I fold"....
..Westy..

[palo verde]

fofl Goody those are funny lines
the ''Pinafore'' is great
(it is so sarcastic lol)
Love, Palo