Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[habs4ever]

It will come to her,it never fails her.I may have to check on an IM archive.I'm sure it was an awful word, too...you know our pee-vee ;-)Oops, she said I said it, right?? Sorry, can't remember ;-)LOl

[westmex]

Sweetie, do you think that was how it really happened?..
..Westy..

[GoodyBrown]

Really laughing now

[palo verde]

I read that in Edgar Cayce's book on how to interpret dreams
Edgar Cayce said we are are all the people in our dreams
(they each reflect a different aspect of ourself)
dreams give us a way to see ourself objectively
that's how I know I was the magazine editor in my dream
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

D.G.

[palo verde]

fofl you are the one who emailed me saying what will celtic gal do when she finds out
Love, Palo

[celtic gal]

Hi, Sweet Westie,

Soooo nice to hear from you. You guys make me smile! :^)

[celtic gal]

No, Palo isn't awol. She resigned sometime ago...left under honorable conditions.

[celtic gal]

No, Palo isn't awol. She resigned sometime ago...left under honorable conditions.

[habs4ever]

Hi CeeGee! So Palo isn't on the lam, dodging Homeland Security forces?? <P. How's the ear doing??

[palo verde]

hi celtic gal
I was just trying to remember
you didn't throw me out of Corps cause of my nekkid dancin' incident
you said I looked cute in my uniform
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Oh honourable!! Could you consider a new rank for her now? Is habs allowed in the corps?

[habs4ever]

Serendipity is a wonderful thing, Palo.....

[habs4ever]

Sorry, the sleeping attire and I are incompatible ;-)

[palo verde]

I was tremendously honored to be a Marine
I was tremendndously honored to be made an Officer
I have a love and respect for Marines now
because of the understanding I gained from my lovely experience serving under you celtic gal
you are an excellent Colonel
the Service is lucky to have you
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

ooh the green silk thing. Maybe Celtic Gal will give you your own barracks?

[palo verde]

Goody, I cried when I resigned from the Marines
I loved CG as my CO
I loved being a marine
you know how I felt 'bout bringing clinton's corruption to law
as a marine President Bush was my COC
but I didn't agree with his decision 'bout that thing
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Oh, I see. Celtic Gal was proud of you.

[GoodyBrown]

..and sad that you left the corps...?

[palo verde]

CG is a great CO
I joined the Corps cause when we were on Lcom roundtables together
Cee Gee used to tuck me in at night
it was so sweet
I asked her if all marine colonels were as sweet as her
and she said yes
Love, Palo