Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[habs4ever]

Oh,hostess with the mostest....another Famous Grouse and soda, s'il vous plait!!Chop chop...

[habs4ever]

Why aren't you a Cow like her then??;-)

[GoodyBrown]

What rank does Palo have in Marines or is she AWOL?

[GoodyBrown]

nil mirari, tiger

[palo verde]

hi Goody
that is interesting
habs was saying how you and grannie were alike
I forgot the word he used
it was something like not in the usual pattern
I guess both you girls just had birthdays then
cause you're same astrology sign
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

also Grannie grew up in Massachusetts
and you said your nick is both Mother Goose and Salem lol
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Palo, 1977 was a year of rapid acceleration for the Habs.Another Cup win, maybe the greatest team in hockey history, with the greatest one yr record ever.It was also the last yr of disco, you are the two events correlated? Do the Habs deserve credit for breaking the back of disco, and does Abbie Hoffman agree? I'm not sure he ever recoverd getting his arse kicked off the stage at Woodstock by Pete Townshend.We better consult a medium on this one ;-)

[GoodyBrown]

like such a compromise About attachment to expectation thus always not quite satisfied.?

[palo verde]

hold on to your hat, Goody
celtic gal made me major in marines
and when I asked if it was cause I was friend of hers
she said a Marine only promotes on merit

[westmex]

Goody, palo got drumed out of the Corp for dancing on a table wearing only red shoes...lol..
Westy..

[habs4ever]

Nil Mirari? Is that the brand of sake you're drinking tonight, in place of pink gin??lol

[GoodyBrown]

What word, habs?! I know Palo never forgets ANYTHING
...maybe I don't need to exactly, precisely know.

[palo verde]

bingo!
I think the dream was showing me if things don't work out one way there is another way
and I was not appreciatin' the other way
I was the magazine editor sniffin' at the alternative
even tho in my dream I was teasing her sayin' ''you think it's such a compromise''
I think really I was the magazine editor who did not appreciate her options lol
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Hiya hepcat...are you swinging and snappin your fingers to Frank tonight??

[palo verde]

what word was it habs?
it wasn't unique, it wasn't out of the ordinary, it wasn't different
I have the impression it was word which meant break the pattern
like not in the mold
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

O Westy...that is sad. Drummed out. Stripped
...of her...rank

[westmex]

Hi habs, No, just sitting here listening to the chattering news casters..lol..
....Westy....

[westmex]

LOL, she was already stripped about as far as one could be..
..Westy..

[palo verde]

I was a major
I danced naked on table in red high heels drinking ripple
someone snitched to celtic gal that I was out of uniform
someone whose name begins with a w and ends with y
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Bingo bango! Hope is happiness. Expectation is unhappiness...to my way of thinking