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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: OneidaM
Its ok, this thread is full of nuts, you're right at home here ;-)Is Deja Vu a new lounge act?? lol
1,621 posted on 02/20/2002 8:40:56 AM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
ROTFLMAO....the Freeper Lounge Act !! Har!!!
1,622 posted on 02/20/2002 8:42:15 AM PST by Neets
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To: GoodyBrown
Hi Goddy!!! Habs doesn't like sweets...he likes cupcakes I think.
1,623 posted on 02/20/2002 8:43:15 AM PST by Neets
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To: habs4ever
Maybe you should take the Banana out of your ear..and try a cupcake... Or maybe you should have the cupcake stick the banana in her ear...and/or.. maybe you should... no.. best not go there....Ahhh fold..
1,624 posted on 02/20/2002 8:49:00 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
And maybe you should head back to the kitchen, then have your nap...
1,625 posted on 02/20/2002 8:55:56 AM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
That sounds good.. nothing like a little snooze after some food... The hammock is calling me... nice breeze.. mid 70's... see ya... wouldn't want to be ya...
1,626 posted on 02/20/2002 9:16:17 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Get outta here!!lol....hope the vultures are circling while you sleep outside ;-
1,627 posted on 02/20/2002 9:21:33 AM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
They do circle now and then.. Not to worry..I keep a good eye out for them... Those suckers aren't getting me....
1,628 posted on 02/20/2002 9:25:19 AM PST by grannie9
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To: OneidaM; okimhere
Hi Neets
who is cupcake?
is she the gal habs' cooked valentine's supper for
I think the menu was steak and salad
(altho Isabella has conniptions when I REVEAL her snack)
Love, Palo
1,629 posted on 02/20/2002 9:49:47 AM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Hi palo,
Damn you people get up early.
I'm tired just thinking of it..
Think I'll take a nap..Westy..
1,630 posted on 02/20/2002 11:22:27 AM PST by westmex
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To: palo verde; All
Palo...thanks for your kind words yesterday, about my little sonny boy...yes, he does enjoy his traveling and seeing the sights in different countries, but I believe his real joy is trying to get to know the local peoples...that is what he finds really quite satisfying...of course, he also enjoys the more dangerous things, like deep sea diving with sharks, bungee jumping, white river rafting, mountain trekking, trying to avoid and evade the Chinese police, etc. etc...I guess he just likes to live life to the fullest...I have long suspected that, having watched his older brother slowly die so many years ago, affected him...he seems to live double, once for himself, and once for his brother who never had the chance to grow up and experience life....and yes, we are proud of him, hes a good kid, and tolerates his parents with much love and grace...

I am not here for long...soon its time to wake the hubby, and get him ready for his return to work today, at the trusty post office(No remarks, please)....

Grannie...you surely do have a wonderful sight to wake up to each morning, and looks like you are having the time of your life....congrats to you, for living life to its fullest...

Ah, spring is on its way....my kitchen window is crowded with pots of daffodils, all ready to burst into bloom, and the daffodils, and tulips are peering through the ground out in the garden...and my gosh, the sun is shining, a blessed event here in the Pacific Northwest, where cloudy and rainy is still the usual weather of the day this time of year...

Well, catch you all later...gotta go cook for the hubby, and have some time together before he heads on out...see ya later...

1,631 posted on 02/20/2002 11:26:36 AM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: westmex
Hi, westie and Palo and Andysmom

Been busier than a one armed paper hanger with company. found this thread. It is a hoot! Love the cartoons.

Don't know if there are really UFOs or not anything is possible. My middle step daughter strongly believes in them. If they are out there, I wonder what they really look like?

I believe in the para normal! Does that count?

Soooooo good to finally find you again. This is a drive by posting..got an appointment shortly..so gotta run. ttyl

1,632 posted on 02/20/2002 12:29:46 PM PST by celtic gal
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To: palo verde
Pal,
You are not a girl
your a shady man
your brain is too large
you sexually harass too many people
to be a girl
I laugh at you
wierdo
1,633 posted on 02/20/2002 12:58:17 PM PST by ramdalesh
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To: celtic gal
hi cg
welcome, nice to c u
I've never seen a UFO either
altho I imagine the ones seen in the '50s looked like saucers
cause they were called flying saucers
I've seen home videos of them on my access UFO show
but all I saw were dots of light moving
Love, Palo
1,634 posted on 02/20/2002 1:00:38 PM PST by palo verde
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To: ramdalesh
hi ram
I hope your poem is friendly
I have been hospitable to you
I am an easy going girl who likes to have fun
I tease westy and habs cause they are dear friends of mine
Fred Mertz is an old friend too
I have been married forever to a man I love
I am on FR because I want to join with like-minded people to restore liberties to our citizens
and because I enjoy conviviality and play
Love, Palo
1,635 posted on 02/20/2002 1:14:58 PM PST by palo verde
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To: ramdalesh
You happen to share the same day of birth as I do... What a shame...for me...
1,636 posted on 02/20/2002 2:06:36 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9; paloverde; all
hey, youse guys! how're ya doin'? :)
1,637 posted on 02/20/2002 2:08:56 PM PST by christine
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To: christine11
Hey.. Chrissy... How ya doin? Just starting dinner, so forgive if I don't stay with you...
1,638 posted on 02/20/2002 2:25:20 PM PST by grannie9
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To: ramdalesh
Sorry, I meant to say, you joined FR on my birthday.. Whew, that's a lot better than the way I had it...
1,639 posted on 02/20/2002 3:59:17 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
You finished eating and drinking?? oooops, I can hear Al calling out for a slice of cake ;-)Didn't know he sounded like Helen Thomas!!lol
1,640 posted on 02/20/2002 4:04:05 PM PST by habs4ever
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