Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

courage mon cher habs
the Habs will win the Cup
they are a great team
GO Habs
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

your poster to free Paul Bocuse
habs' favorite gourmet chef
was so successful
we may have to call upon you again for the unfortunate M Gagnon
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

tk, how come all of habs' friends wind up in jail

[habs4ever]

To Canadians, Salt Lake is Sin City!!LOL....its rumoured to have a more notorious nightlife than Montreal ;-)

[palo verde]

hi oki
I have had one day of this new lousy weather you sent us
I don't want it for a whole week
take it back
send us the balmy blue skies and sunshine you gave us last week
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

I guess when Goody eats Chinese, she gets her fill of posting for an hour, then watch out...once she re-boots,or burps, she'll be back hungrier than ever ;-)

[palo verde]

I learn everything from you
here I am in Tucson
and I didn't know Salt Lake is sin city
but in Montreal they know 'bout its notorious nightlife
you are a mine of information

[palo verde]

please take notes for your Free Francois Gagnon poster
turns out Salt Lake City is not innocent place
M Gagnon got arrested in sin city for actin' up

[palo verde]

did the chinese food put Goody to sleep?

[Windshark]

Ah...the king of nightlife...Habs is it.

How bout them Canadian boys, think they're going to medal this time? Bunch of great players...starting a bit slow...whatchoothink?

[palo verde]

neets, please come and control this boy
I just clicked on thread 'bout most influential woman in America
I voted for Condi Rice
and habs got on and talked 'bout my cleavage
westy, I'm gonna murder habs
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Alas, our team stinks.Bad coaching, bad personnel choices, rotten G.If they want to win, why don't they get Scotty B to coach, with Lemaire as assistant?? Gretzky is showing why he lacks the brains to be a front office maven, and should confine his play to behind the net.Same with Kevin Lowe.

[palo verde]

hi prentice
is your post to the soon-to-be-murdered habs
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

you are talking 'bout God's team
GO Habs
the greatest team
next year we win the Cup

[habs4ever]

Yeah, where is the Kid ?? Think he's lying on the couch, staring at the ceiling? come in Westy....Earth to Westy ;-)

[palo verde]

cheri, the Habs are still great
next year we will show everyone

[habs4ever]

What a trouper!! She recognizes hockey talent when I tell her!!

[Windshark]

I don't know the politics of Canadian hockey, but I was surprised Bowman wasn't the coach...or even involved. do you know the story behind this?

I watch a lot on CBC....it's just huge in all their stories...that Canada is totally overwhelmed with the fortunes of its team, I mean.

Serious stuff.

btw...go Wings....two words for ya Habs...Brendan Shanahan...hehehe

[palo verde]

now that you are a hippie
have you lost your sense of time
are you listening to Ravi Shankar with incense lit
love, flower power palo

[Windshark]

God's ex-team

Or God's team in the wilderness....

Whatever!

Hiya sweetie...

:-)