Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[habs4ever]

Are you eating Chinese right now?

[GoodyBrown]

Oh Brilliant... You are in grand form tonight!

[GoodyBrown]

Dim Sum...no chicken feet...and nothing scrambled

[habs4ever]

That's an affirmative, then!!LOL....our desert flower nuked leftover chow mein today, so its Dim Sum all round here!!

[GoodyBrown]

Sum Dim

[habs4ever]

The chick from Telegraph Hill is about to swipe your leftovers ;-)Give her LuLu's cheese instead!

[GoodyBrown]

I haven't read the thread except a little here and there. Did Oneida get sciatica from Puttanesca's.

[habs4ever]

They give it away at the door????lol...part of the daily special, along with deep fried calamari?? What a tough joint!!

[GoodyBrown]

...served with Tiger Balm according to grannie

[palo verde]

Hi denco
I am happy to see you
you are always invited to join in or lurk
westmex and okimhere used to just be lurkers too
but now they post
my friend Jan in Tucson only likes to lurk
she mostly lurks on New Age sites
altho she lurked on Lcom when I told her about it
she is left winger
but found a right wing site so much fun
cause of the wise cracks
she had lurked on NPR but said their posters write long boring essays for their posts
we're happy to have you with us here in mind and spirit
and if ever you feel like posting, you're invited
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
you are back
great
I am happy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Happy New Year to you too Goody
I am born year of the chicken lol
we missed you and are glad you're back
nothing happened while you were away
cept for habs bein' laughin' stock of barracks
for sleeping in his green silk pajamas
turns out no one else in army does that
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

well Goody is back
when do we get to hear your report 'bout the big city
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

are you still on the thread bout the mishaps of the poor french canadian sports writer

[habs4ever]

No, pauvre Palo, it created such a diplomatic incident, he was shuffled out of the country in the dead of night, sans his pj's verts ;-)He needs to be back on his own beat, pounding da Habs as he normally does ;-)

[palo verde]

Oneida went into Manhattan on Saturday
she had a wonderful time
but now she needs tiger balm
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

What that the Year of the Kosher Chicken??

[palo verde]

I wonder if François Gagnon was smoking pot
seems a funny thing to do
get locked out of your hotel room naked
and take the elevator down to desk clerk in lobby naked to ask for a key
maybe all the Habs sportswriters are stoned
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

I think so, to endure that awful spectacle the past 5 yrs!! Either booze or drugs will only dull the pain of watching my sorry team ;-)

[palo verde]

fofl fofl
your post is so funny
did they really sneak him across the border in dead of night
maybe Canadiens have an uncontrollable urge to act up in Salt Lake City