Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I always think it's natural for opposites to attract
Bill is RC (his mom is Italian)
but his dad is Welsh/Irish, and I think Methodist
I have nothing against marrying someone from the culture you were born and raised in
but I find it more interesting to be with someone where their background is different
it makes things more lively and creative
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol you have such wide expertise when it comes to wimmin
I am taking notes on your post
you could have done your thesis on the sociology of JAPs in Montreal
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

So, does this mean the murder is off??LOL

[habs4ever]

I was long gone from Montreal before I discovered the potential that wimmin possess.My parents moved, and decided to take me with them;-)

[palo verde]

Hi Neets
turns out habs knows more bout the Jewish American Princess than I do
what a sociologist!
it sounds like you had a big day, but now you're glad you're home
bein' on FR will settle you right down
Love, Palo

[Neets]

I wonder if he knows anything about PIT's????

[palo verde]

of course the murder is off
westy didn't murder me
I'm not gonna murder you
luckily only those who lurk on ''flying furry football terrorizes chilean teens''
knows what scrambled eggs means
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

is this the well known canadian sociologist
on princesses
what is a PIT
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

You can call me Dr of Jap studies, Ph.d...;-)

[palo verde]

hi ram
did you grow up in Los Angeles?
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

The lovely Lulu is sitting in the yard with her long ears flapping down like long hair
she looks like Lady in ''Lady and the Tramp''
Bill is out there on his chair drinking his first cup of coffee and eating a hot cross bun
our Sun is not high enuf yet to reach our yard
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi oki
last night was first night we slept with all the windows and doors wide open
I think we are having early Spring in Tucson
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi westy
our weather is changin'
it was sunny when Bill and I took the two dogs to the dry riverbed by the mountains this mornin'
I found it comical watchin' Lulu try to keep up with Happy (they were leashed together)
on her short fat basset legs
and when the leash got caught round a bush
it knocked her on her tush
I felt the wind come in when we went to the swimmin' pool later
and now we have a cloud bank with scent of rain
it is still warm soft tropical tho
Love, Palo

[Darksheare]

Thanx. Goes along with my wacky and fictional homepage. Kinda figured a dimensional door would be useful... *Larf!*

[palo verde]

Hi Darksheare
I just read your home page
it is fun
Love, Palo

[westmex]

Not many posts on this thread is there?
..Westy.....

[palo verde]

hi westy
I've been asleep on the wheel lol
tomorrow I'll try to post up a storm
I've been awol
I love you
Palo

[westmex]

Well, look there, you are back swinging on the doors..
.Westy

[westmex]

Nobody has posted for hours..
Is this a day only thread?..
..Westy..

[palo verde]

hi westy
I see you are back to bein' a hippie again
when I was a school teacher in NYC during my young twenties
I dressed like a school teacher
I wore pretty french blouses with ruffles
pretty french skirts too
nylon stockings
and pumps
but it was the '60s
when I got home from work
I put on that backless harem top Oneida posted she wanted as her pj from habs
(you called it a bib)
and bell bottoms
and I went out to play
Love, Palo