Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[Neets]

ET!! Phone home ASAP....

[Neets]

As usual I am late to party because I can never seem to find my shoes...

I wanted to ask you to see how pretty the saphirres are if they have any there.

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I put on my black velvet skirt
my 3/4 sleeve cotton lavendar blouse
and suede sandals
(I looked like I was going to work)
and knocked on Karen's door
she said she has scratchy throat and isn't going
that is an acceleration booboo
but I didn't tell her
(who would believe me?)
so I put on sundress, went barefoot
got Lulu and we sunbathed on outside couch together instead
If we go nother time I'll look for the pretty sapphires
is that your birth stone?
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
I am so surprised your girlfriend is also named Lulu
you were sweet to cook valentines supper for her
what color pjs did you wear?
Love, Palo

[Neets]

I can't wait to wear sundresses and sandals again..and put my hair up and gaze up at the sun and bake away......No, my birthstone is opal...i don't care for opal..I like saphirres coz they match my eyes.

[palo verde]

oh neets
sapphire eyes
how pretty!!!
aren't opals the beautiful stones from ocean in Australia
our desert is a lot like Australia
the eucalyptus trees brought over here grow like mad
but we don't have that lovely ocean
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

lol I'm off to swimmin' pool and discount cigarette store
(and MacDonalds for vanilla shake)
(I eat like a child lol)
c u all in a lil
Love, Palo

[andysandmikesmom]

I sure am getting ready for our trip to the city...went out this morning, and bought some new duds, so I will look all snappy...every time we go for our weekend in Seattle, I use that as an excuse to buy new clothes...Have to look my best, dontch know...

[palo verde]

hi cookie
how smart of you to buy new clothes
I'm curious what you bought?
two new dresses, a new nightie, a new purse
and new shoes?
Love, Palo

[Darksheare]

*Sorry for takin it back to the beginning.. but as the White Zombie song starts out as... "Perhaps you should start from the beginning"* Now, with that done..

I thought that darn door collapsed and exploded when I came into this crazy shadow-world, thus trapping me in this insane place!? Those football things are here now?! Great, now the SKY EYES are going to come and blink and stare at everyone, and the MARSH MALLOWS are going to ooze around and trill at everyone until someone throws one at a wall.. and finds out that they're indestructable and smash walls down with no damage to themselves..

(The Marshmallow falls on castle walls and ruins all their splendour..) And then the Wandering Forest is going to come through and destroy whole villages by wandering through them. *Fumes* I guess I have to go and fix this then?
The dream is over! Wake up to a new day! Enough of my humor for one night...

[andysandmikesmom]

Actually, bought some new sweaters, a few new tee shirts, and some new shoes...lots of sales at the stores, sales on winter stuff, and its still pretty chilly here, so these new sweaters will come in quite handy....

[westmex]

Good Morning everybody...
Hope you all slept well..
And had sweetdreams..
Now you have a whole Satuday to play with..
Have fun...Westy..

[westmex]

Would you believe Satuday = Saturday..
The real Westy..

[ramdalesh]

So where is this interdimensional football game being played anyways?

[palo verde]

Hi Darksheare
lol your post is funny and fun
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
yes the winter stuff is on sale now
the stuff you got sounds great
lol I went on a buying spree two weeks ago and bought same stuff as you
of course I also got a Zuni necklace by Effi of two rattlesnakes kissing
this is the southwest lol
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi ram
yesterday there was a thread 'bout Queens and Long Island
since I grew up in Flushing, Queens
I made an appearance
I forgot to come back here
it was addictive talkin' 'bout punch ball and stick ball
and the names of movie theaters I went to as a kid
even the names of streets
Queens is all expressways
and when someone said the Clearview Expressway I went into ecstacy
lol, I am a nut
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi westy
I saw a red cardinal in a tree yesterday when I was walkin' Lulu
some bird was chirping and when I looked up there was the red cardinal
it's such a treat to see a red bird here
cause all the others are the color of the desert
except for the black jays which swoop into my yard and chase the other birds away
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
westy told me on IM yesterday that when he was in the Service only one guy wore pajamas to sleep in
and he was the laughing stock of the whole barracks
I suggest you leave your fushsia pjs and green silk ones at home when you enlist
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi neets
don't let habs be laughing stock of barracks
Love, Palo