To Helen the Troll, I say this:
"GW accomplished the following: Yale grad, Harvard MBA, successful business man, former Air Force officer and F-102 fighter pilot, twice elected Govenor of Texas, and now President of the United States."
Dear Helen--what have you accomplished? Other than grabbing fame from others?
Hey! You left off restoring honor and dignity to the White House...oh, yeah, and marrying Laura.
She has managed to keep her seat in the White House press room in spite of her daily nasty, condescending, argumentative questions for Ari Fleischer. That's quite an accomplishment, considering that Ari would have been completely justified in throwing her lumpy old left-leaning rump out of there on January 22nd, 2001.
I don't know what her 'papers' say...
('papers' can easily be 'pencil whipped', so it doesn't really matter)
Judging by her appearance Helen has seen all of History unfold...
Im not saying that her 'first' name was Eve, but I wouldnt rule out Lilith.