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1 posted on 01/23/2002 2:08:19 PM PST by Mia T
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To: Gail Wynand; looscannon; Lonesome in Massachussets; river rat; Freedom'sWorthIt; IVote2; Slyfox...
Q ERTY6 you know ping!
2 posted on 01/23/2002 2:15:13 PM PST by Mia T
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clinton uttered "you know" 52 times.

And she inserts a lot of "ahs". That's her generations' equivalent of "like." Ever sit on a bus and listen to teens and 20's conversations? It's almost as bad as listening to Her Heinous.

3 posted on 01/23/2002 2:15:47 PM PST by stanz
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Another of your "Must keep" posts Mia.

It doesn't take a W to say "Uh" and "You know". (I am waiting for another of your QWERTY delights.) :o)

4 posted on 01/23/2002 2:26:46 PM PST by IVote2
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To: Mia T
Brevity is the soul of wit.
5 posted on 01/23/2002 2:30:30 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina
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To: Mia T
Good job, you knowwwwwww!!!!
12 posted on 01/23/2002 3:21:41 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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The only way they can win is to convince people that we're space aliens. -- Bill Clinton

You know...we won. Musta worked.

14 posted on 01/23/2002 4:43:23 PM PST by Slyfox
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Take any business and/or speech classes and they will tell you that the uses of "uh" and "you know" are very unprofessional. Yet, you will never hear the press go after ol' Thunder Thighs' speech patterns like they will W's.
15 posted on 01/23/2002 6:18:48 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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we will use a nonlinear least squares curve fitter. Proportional hazards political survival regression analysis will generate a political survival curve for hillary clinton, which will show her viability (so to speak) over time.

You're breaking new and (you know) very exciting ground here, Mia. Now there will be text books written using your finely-honed analytical techniques.

Brilliant stuff here.

16 posted on 01/24/2002 2:39:19 AM PST by be-baw
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"Greenfield" not "Greenberg" oops

ABSTRACT

Background:

Using internal polling, the clinton 'infrastructure' determined that its cozy-clintonoid-interviews-of-the-Colmes/King-kind scheme is no longer working. The scheme, which successfully shepherded and shielded the vacuous, inept, corrupt clintons for nine years, is now, post-9/11, yielding diminishing returns--and worse--increasing ridicule.

Hence, we had the clinton 'infrastructure' interviewer recalculation last week that specified more interviewer gravitas...and less lapdog...but not more doggedness...that is to say...that specified Jeff Greenfield.

A miscalculation, as it turned out. Greenfield made up in contempt what he lacked in inexorability. (Although he conducted the entire interview circumambulating on eggshells, Greenfield did eventually ask the ugly questions.)

Analysis:

Greenfield's circuitous path to clinton depravity and failure necessitates a nonlinear analysis of the data; we will use a nonlinear least squares curve fitter. Proportional hazards political survival regression analysis will generate a political survival curve for hillary clinton, which will show her viability (so to speak) over time.

Political survival time is defined as the length of the interval between the initial political trial balloon and political moribundity. Political moribundity is defined as two consecutive political failures--(one in the case of 9/11), or three not-necessarily-consecutive boo-filled public appearances, or one instance of a serious proposal generating laughter.

ASIDE: Since by any of these standards, hillary clinton is already flatlined, the more interesting question for this analysis would be: "What the hell is this moribund loser doing in the political arena, anyway?"

Survival is influenced by one or more factors, called "predictors" or "covariates", which may be categorical (such as the quality of 'infrastructure') or continuous (such as intellect or eloquence or character).

Results:

  • clinton rigor mortis rendered any discussion of clinton moribundity moot.
  • Nonetheless, one of the more significant continuous predictors of political moribundity is clinton's tic-like insertion of "you know," a marker for ineloquence, vulgarity, ignorance, rube-meets-valley-girl demographics, low self-esteem, anxiety and insincerity.
  • clinton uttered "you know" 52 times. (Greenfield eventually caught the bug and uttered six "you knows," himself.) Frequency of clinton "you knows" varied directly with intensity of Greenfield contempt and inversely with magnitude of Greenfield softballs.
  • clinton confirmed my hypothesis of Rubin complicity in a clinton coup. See "The Daschle Scheme".

26 posted on 01/24/2002 6:35:46 AM PST by Mia T
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People who complain about Mia T are jackasses, in my estimation. And they are jackasses because they allow minor considerations (such as bandwidth and repetition) interfere with her brilliant and creative analysis of the chief symbols of the banal evil of our time.

The Clintons are, and will remain, the personification of the trite evil spawned by American/leftist culture: self-absorbed, solipsistic, hateful of democracy in their faux and egotistical sense of moral superiority; peronistas; utterly lacking in humanity. This absurd leftist culture is naive and destructive. It is a powerful culture of ego, destructive to all of us who are not as "smart" as they are.

Mia T brings all this out.

Conservatives on this board indulge themselves, and are not content with being correct ... they must be correct in a stated superior way.

The worst abusers seem to be Christians, who are so often correct, but correct in a way which is stated to call attention to themselves.

Christian culture needs to get real. Christian culture is highly self-absorbed, in all its manifestations, "liberal" and "conservative." There is a deeper message Mia T is giving ... not that she intends it.

Mia is pointing to a phenomenon applicable to us all. It is evil in itself. It is the Clintons, who are a peculiar form of American, truly American, evil.

At the most basic level, it is an evil which says, "Look at me." The spotlight and the celebrity are the primary concern. Conservatives must know that "look at me" is the enemy of themselves and what they know to be true.

Mia, I know, highlights, I know, the mental vacuity of leftists, I know, of whom the Clintons are the prime example. Do you know?

My contention is that the Clintons are Shakespearian in their evil ... subtle, absorbed, bad actors who are slick actors.

Mia T should be encouraged rather than dicouraged, I think.

34 posted on 01/25/2002 10:19:06 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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