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MEN -- ACCORDING TO WOMEN (Hilarious)
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Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Men – According to Women

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine.

They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


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To: Clioman
Why, Mr. Clioman. We are warm, loving, kind creatures - really easy to understand actually. It's men who are impossible to understand - Sho' nuff!
201 posted on 01/26/2002 7:29:44 AM PST by dixie sass
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To: Goddess50
Dahling...I hate to disappoint you..but I am very intelligent.
I am degreed, articulate, make far more money than the average male...

Let's see, you're degreed and you refer to men as males. Let me guess - you have a degree in Women Studies or, a close second, English Lit?

Number one rule of the Nazis Feminists is to remove humanity from any reference to the jews men so they can be hated without guilt. Dogs, pigs, and rates can be male, but they can’t be men. It’s no accident you speak of men as ‘males’.

202 posted on 01/26/2002 8:50:18 AM PST by disclaimer
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Wow- what a terrible situation we seem to be in!

This almost makes me wish I was single again so I could have all the men to myself!

I guess I must be strange- I absolutely adore men and being in their company. I love their strength, their masculinity, their (most of the time) raunchy sense of humor, and the way they treat me tells me they like being in my company too!

I personally think the problem is that too many women have bought into the huge lie that is feminism. The only thing that has perhaps done more to poison the relations between men and women is the sexual revolution- that other terrible lie that women bought that made women believe that there is no difference between men and women when it comes to dating and commitments, and the way we view marriage and love.

Women were led to believe that they could be just like men in the bedroom department, acted on that belief, and were shocked and stunned at the results. To put it in a nutshell, women, for the last thirty years or so, have tried to surpress their nature, tried to be like men, then have emerged bitter and hateful that men finally said okay, if you insist on being direspected, we will accomodate you.

Anyway, that's how I see it. I love being female in a world full of men. Men have always been my friends, my protectors, my advisors (that awesome clear-headed thinking, you know!) my wonderful opposite. So many men, so little time!

Okay, ladies, flame away!

203 posted on 01/26/2002 9:31:14 AM PST by GiovannaNicoletta
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To: disclaimer
male, female...distinguishes gender. If you're inferring that I'm lesbian...I'm not.

Obviously, you have a problem with being referred to in the scientific sense..okay...then, to appease you, we can use MEN.

I degreed in bio-genetic research...I'm sure you'll have a problem with that..but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

204 posted on 01/26/2002 9:54:13 AM PST by Goddess50
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To: GiovannaNicoletta
No flame from here. But then I'm not a lady. I DO want to comment that you sound very much like my dear, late wife on the subject.
206 posted on 01/26/2002 11:20:06 AM PST by LantzALot
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To: GiovannaNicoletta
LOL. No further comment.
207 posted on 01/26/2002 3:50:28 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
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To: SaveTheChief
Well ,I'am considering it. Probably wouldn't work , my last few dates probably never registered ,much less voted.
208 posted on 01/26/2002 6:21:00 PM PST by karebare
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To: Goddess50
male, female...distinguishes gender. If you're inferring that I'm lesbian...I'm not.

I didn’t assume you’re a lesbian – in fact I’m sick of the whole ‘gay’ issue so rest assured I wasn’t thinking or trying to imply such a thing.

Obviously, you have a problem with being referred to in the scientific sense..okay...then, to appease you, we can use MEN.

I don’t need your condescension nor do I care how you address me. I just analyzed your writing and determined that it fits the pattern of a feminist - hope that’s not too ‘scientific’ for you. And, just for the record, you don’t have to be a lesbian to be a feminist – you just have to be susceptible to brain washing and misguided.

I degreed in bio-genetic research...

Is that a four-year bachelors of science degree or a two year technical degree as in research assistant? Don’t answer it’s not important. Why do you feel the need to brag about your degree- did you somehow beat out the oppressors to obtain that degree? Where the heck did you go to school – Afghanistan?

Why the need to put down others (‘scientifically’ speaking - males) if you perceive them as not making as much money as you do on average? It’s fairly easy to beat the average anyway. Does this degree of yours make you superior and give you license to look down your nose at those lower income men? Doesn’t this make you a female chauvinist?

I'm sure you'll have a problem with that..but frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

The truly intelligent people I’ve met in my world travels, men and women (males and females put ‘scientifically’), didn’t need to make known their degree or level of schooling to define themselves. They are smart enough to realize that the more they learn, the more they realize how little they know. They are humble.

Did your schooling teach you to be condescending, my dear (as you say), or is that something you brought along from your childhood?

209 posted on 01/26/2002 9:29:05 PM PST by disclaimer
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To: Goddess50
male, female...distinguishes gender.

Umm...actually, they distinguish sex. Those are biological categories. Gender comes in masculine, feminine, and neuter. Those are grammatical categories.

210 posted on 01/26/2002 9:49:41 PM PST by Romulus
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To: GiovannaNicoletta
To put it in a nutshell, women, for the last thirty years or so, have tried to surpress their nature, tried to be like men, then have emerged bitter and hateful that men finally said okay, if you insist on being direspected, we will accomodate you.
Usually, when the post goes on beyond 3 paragraphs, the writer can't clearly make the point. Your post breaks this generality. Your so right there. Although I'm married and am not in circulation, I have adopted the "we're all equal" rules of engagement as necessary.

I find this entirely easy in professional & social circumstances and that I have the advantage with this deal. A woman who acts like a real woman can throw me for a loop. Women have such an advantage when coming at life from this angle - too bad for us all that most don't know how to use their tools. Kindda makes the rare real woman all the much more refreshing when one comes upon one!

Cheers,
211 posted on 01/26/2002 10:33:45 PM PST by Rate_Determining_Step
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