Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
For a guy I'd say you do alright.
Amen!
Well ,are you married?
I see alot of it,many of the women out there (and men)need lead poisoning. Most of the female ones I deal with have small heads ,I think it is from their mothers being pickled while pregnant.
Nope. Not at all, unless I got married without my knowledge.
All the single men around my town keep turning out to be(closet)democrats.
All the single men around my town keep turning out to be(closet)democrats.
Now there's a line I have never heard. I should consider using that one the next time it may be appropriate. Either way, I am sure it would get an interesting response.
"Excuse me, but I find you very attractive and I was wondering if you would show me your voter registration." LOL!
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99 a minute!
Mark
"Some. Those that do generally wake one morning after playing their oft-times cruel and always maddening head games with men for two decades, and wonder why, at the age of 42, single and childless, they're facing the second half of their lives all by their lonesomes. As far as they're concerned, it's never their fault."
You have apparently met my ex-wife. A more accomplished master of mental manipulation has never walked the earth.
It seems that I've dated a number of clones of your ex... I've since categorized women into three types:
A) The vast majority, who have no use for me whatsoever.
B) A few, here and there, who don't mind having me as a friend, usually to complain about how badly their husband/boyfriend/SO is treating them.
C) 4 that managed to convince me that they were actually interested in me, who were evil, manipulative BITCHES from HELL, who used and abused me, then discarded me, although there was one who did manage to string me along for a number of years as a "friend."
And people wonder why my attitude of "I hate people in general, and women in particular" is still so strong, and I work 60-80 hours a week!
But I'm not bitter... NO!!!!
Mark
He may be all those things, but if you ever see him with a screwdriver, RUN!!!
(This is a universal truth about engineers in general (except for the occasional mechanical engineer), or computer programmers!)
Mark
The only problem, that he mentioned, was that he didn't know that her real first name was Always.
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