Bunker didn't choose Archie Bunker, the title was bestowed on me. My wife and her friend love to oooh and ahhhh over the Grammys every year. Needless to say, the show nauseates me to no end. When the show is on, me and a friend will typically go in the garage, drink beer and scratch our eggs. A couple of years ago I decided to torment them and have my own running commentary during the show. I abused every liberal carbon based life form who made an appearance on the show. My friend's wife finally exploded on me and said.
YOU'RE AN ARCHIE BUNKER - NO YOU'RE WORSE THAN ARCHIE BUNKER, YOU'RE AN ARCHIE BUNKER ON STEROIDS.
I assure you meatheads that the title is appropriate.