Always fashion forward, you are the darling of the poopdeck. No one can accessorize a snappy eyepatch like you. A simple strand of pearls can take the fellow's eyes off of your peg leg. Two Snaps up, pirate babe.
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"
Yer welcome ta join me an' me cousin Bloody Roger Kidd (aka Tennessee_Bob) down at Ye Olde Appleby's fer grog an' politic'ly incurret sea shanties!...an' maybe some jalepeener poppers! Arr!