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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: students
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posted on
01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: LN2Campy
test
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posted on
01/17/2002 4:52:55 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: LN2Campy
Carlin email says,
"I'm a BAD American."
FReepers, enjoy this!
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posted on
01/17/2002 4:58:12 AM PST
by
dighton
To: LN2Campy
Bury to it's neck
Aim lawnmower at the cat
Decapitated
To: LN2Campy
Do you have something to do with liquid nitrogen?
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posted on
01/17/2002 4:59:24 AM PST
by
RLK
To: LN2Campy
test miscellaneous
vanity burning bandwidth
is not breaking news
To: LN2Campy
Who let Daschle out?
Shoes covered with his foul waste.
Clean up the Senate!
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:02:01 AM PST
by
Mr. Bird
To: LN2Campy
Ollie testified
Osama is a danger
Now Gore's been added
To: LN2Campy
So many legends
What would we do without Snopes,
gullible readers?
To: LN2Campy
The oldest one I know of is the Hooked Hand. About once a year some school will pick up on the LSD on Disney Tattoos. Don't forget the Waving Cactus, the chocking Doberman, the Disappearing Hitch Hiker, the classic "Lawn Chair Larry" which actually turned out to be true (Helium balloons tied to a lawn chair). The baby carrier left on the roof top makes it way around here about once a year too. I work with an ex-military person that claims he was briefed before going to Korea about the steeling of kidneys....Two places to find out more would be sites that talk about the Drawin Awards and Urban Legends. Actually studied these in college...it is a fun, light, topic.
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:06:56 AM PST
by
jim997
To: LN2Campy
Ted Nugent exlaims
He never wrote that letter
Or Was it Carlin?
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:09:10 AM PST
by
SkyPilot
To: bwteim, fish hawk
Ping!
To: glock rocks
sorry you dislike
maybe elsewhere on this site
are photos of Bush
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:09:58 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: LN2Campy
frivolity wit
the bite of reality
a flame acknowledged
To: LN2Campy
A little kitten
Takes the shape of a glass jar.
Feline masterpiece!
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:15:38 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: LN2Campy; Orual; austinTparty; MinuteGal
Bill about to pass,
Five pennies tax on email.
Phone congressman now!
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:16:16 AM PST
by
dighton
To: LN2Campy
In remote Utah,
A road, a curve, a mesa.
Rocket Car test site.
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:17:01 AM PST
by
gridlock
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To: gridlock
Whispy gentle clouds,
Form a pattern in the sky.
Fluffy white evil.
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posted on
01/17/2002 5:27:55 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: Freemyland
Freemyland is wrong
North never said Osama
Try Abu Nidal
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