Urban Legend Haiku

n/a ^ | even date | self

[LN2Campy]

test

[dighton]

Carlin email says,
"I'm a BAD American."
FReepers, enjoy this!

[freedomson]

Bury to it's neck
Aim lawnmower at the cat
Decapitated

[RLK]

Do you have something to do with liquid nitrogen?

[glock rocks]

test

miscellaneous
vanity burning bandwidth
is not breaking news

[Mr. Bird]

Who let Daschle out?

Shoes covered with his foul waste.

Clean up the Senate!

[Freemyland]

Ollie testified
Osama is a danger
Now Gore's been added

[RedWhiteBlue]

So many legends
What would we do without Snopes,
gullible readers?

[jim997]

The oldest one I know of is the Hooked Hand. About once a year some school will pick up on the LSD on Disney Tattoos. Don't forget the Waving Cactus, the chocking Doberman, the Disappearing Hitch Hiker, the classic "Lawn Chair Larry" which actually turned out to be true (Helium balloons tied to a lawn chair). The baby carrier left on the roof top makes it way around here about once a year too. I work with an ex-military person that claims he was briefed before going to Korea about the steeling of kidneys....Two places to find out more would be sites that talk about the Drawin Awards and Urban Legends. Actually studied these in college...it is a fun, light, topic.

[SkyPilot]

Ted Nugent exlaims

He never wrote that letter

Or Was it Carlin?

[CheneyChick]

Ping!

[LN2Campy]

sorry you dislike
maybe elsewhere on this site
are photos of Bush

[glock rocks]

frivolity wit
the bite of reality
a flame acknowledged

[gridlock]

A little kitten
Takes the shape of a glass jar.
Feline masterpiece!

[dighton]

Bill about to pass,
Five pennies tax on email.
Phone congressman now!

[gridlock]

In remote Utah,
A road, a curve, a mesa.
Rocket Car test site.

[gridlock]

Whispy gentle clouds,
Form a pattern in the sky.
Fluffy white evil.

[Rebelbase]

Freemyland is wrong
North never said Osama
Try Abu Nidal