MONICA: I HATE BEING DIRTY JOKE

New York Post ^ | 1/17/02 | DAVID K. LI

[kattracks]

January 17, 2002 -- PASADENA - An emotional Monica Lewinsky choked back tears yesterday when asked about her role as national punch line - but said a healthy sense of humor has been her best defense.

Exactly four years after FBI agents first picked her up for questioning about her affair with President Bill Clinton, Lewinsky awkwardly struggled to keep her composure as she publicized an HBO documentary, "Monica in Black and White."

[lormand]

She can't have it both ways. She went on

Saturday Night Live

because of her fame as the Oval Office Phalatio Queen. What a whore!

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Moist Monomaniac Mona Moans Morosely in Monochrome about Moira

[Godfollow]

Now why couldn't I have figured that out... doink

[NYCVirago]

I don't think it's going to be anything new, at least not according to this article about one of the interview sessions for the documentary -- the students called her "shallow" and "evasive."

[weegee]

It's not Monica's fault, it's the Chi-Coms'. Billy Jeff thought they were paying him to support his next erection.

[Texaggie79]

Literally

[occam's chainsaw]

Monica; It sucks to be you....

Yes, Monica Lewinsky is now 28 years old. Gosh, it seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office ...

LMAO!

[stop_fascism]

She's not a kid, she's a heifer.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Well if you hate being a joke Monica, then you probably won't like this website.

[Pagey]

Lewinsky stumbled through a series of polite questions but came unglued when asked about the crude jokes that have dogged her for four years.

Well,Get the hell over it Monica, You interrupted AMERICA for 2 years,Get over it and quit complaining.You went after a Married 'Head of State'(No Pun Intended,I just can't stand referring to #42 as a former P__________T)Landed him,Made $$$ from your Bags and now you cry and complain.SHUT UP and GO AWAY Lewinsky!Oh,and it's people around the WORLD not just the U.S.A. use BOTH your names in that Phallic Reference,you dope!

[mass55th]

"she's a kid," said Sheila Nevins..."

She's almost 29, hardly a kid.