[discostu]

No, no, no. Think about it: the clerk gives her the coffee with the lid on but before she can move it to her lips to take a sip, she has to open the little slit -- therefore, she was the last one to mess with the lid before drinking.

Now if you could find a way to expand that to 50 pages or more you could write an amicus brief and submit it to the court. This is the big whammy, can't drink from those McD lids without tearing part off.

[Stevieboy]

And if I could also levvy the sentence, I'm certain it would be a little slap on the head... just enough to say 'get a life and stop sniveling'.