Posted on 01/15/2002 1:33:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")
Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...
Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!
Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...
Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!
I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!
Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...
{end very intensely on Am}
Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)
But--but--he said...he said...we needed a sense of humor!!!
That's what Mud said, alright.
Geewhizz...
You sure don't think ol' Mud'll give us the boot, do ya?
Now ya got me all worried; the Wrath of Mud is some dirty business.
Methinks ol' Mud might be *bribed* fairly easy to let us back onboard; even if he did give us the heave-ho.
...use the right kind of necktie; or maybe, with a stack of cards that'll fit his Vote-o-Matic? :o)
Gotta believe this dude's playing right into America's hands in sabre-rattlin' now...
Watch Yer Backside, Saddam Hussein!! We gotta guided missile with yer name on it!!
FReegards...MUD
YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW...MUD
Where the heck is MUD today? Guess I will have to go downstairs and look for him.
Well sultan...
If all you are is stuck in the middle, with yourself?
That's not too bad.
It's the other things that're dangerous; resulting in stunted growth, stuttering?
Those be the things I'm concerned about. :o)
"Where the heck is MUD today? Guess I will have to go downstairs and look for him."
I knew it!!
Coconspirators in collusion!!
In cohoots up to your navels.
State sponsored terrorism; no less. :^)
...HA, I wasn't fooled for an instant either; you forgot, I'm Landru! ;^)
That's a good one. Failing as a lawyer does not make one a good detective. There are 8 million stories in the Naked City.
The Sultan
...and P.S. where the heck IS MUD? He expects us to keep this thread interesting all by ourselves??? Guess you'll have to write some songs and I will tell some tall tales about the Redskins!! At least until that young 'un returns to active duty! LOL
BWWAHAAAA!!!
sultan?
I *like it*!!
That ain't too bad -- not too bad a'tall. ;^)
You've a sharp wit about you, eh?
Just holding it *back* as your Trump Card, huh?
Yea...crafty.
I'll remember that in the future.
Bob & weave a bit more when movin' in from now on. :o)
"...and P.S. where the heck IS MUD?"
Feeding his brood visa vi work.
"He expects us to keep this thread interesting all by ourselves???"
The gall of that boy.
This boorish behavior of making money at the expense of one's friends?
Merits a raise; don'tcha think?
...for us.
"Guess you'll have to write some songs and I will tell some tall tales about the Redskins!!"
Real tall tales, at that.
Joe Gibbs has been gone for years.
The man wasn't stooopid; bailed while the bailing was good.
To a sport where the owner's word was, is, & remains, the last word.
...ol' MUd; he'll be BACH -- AWOLs don't last forever.
A blessed 91st birthday to the greatest president of our lifetime!!
How true.
I once had a mentor who taught me how to paint using acrylics; as opposed to difficult & messy oils?
He'd get right-down in my face & while wagging his finger say, "If ju Vant to show LITE; yoo musT hAAv dark!!"
Mud's around.
Just busy, is all.
I'd bet'cha it's killing him to not be able to participate like he's used to.
Same *pain* one experiences on a diet, I suppose. :o)
In the meantime?
It's just you & me, kid.
Place is empty & I get the same feeling I got as a kid when I'd be out bar hopping.
After a night of striking out, they'd turn on the lights at 2am.
There ya were with your asshole buddy, & quasi-hungover before ya could even get to bed.
Whadda lousy, lonely feeling.
Well.
I'll raise the last call glass to toast Terry McAuliff's demise.
...as this Global Crossing fiasco slowly but surely rears its ugly head; in spite of a massive Lamestream effort to bury it.
Defeating D'asshole has got to be a major National GOP Goal for '04...MUD
Most assuredly, my FRiend...here's to the Gipper!!
Huzzah!! Huzzah!! Huzzah!!
FReegards...MUD
You'd win that bet, my FRiend!! Thanks to you and the Sultan fer keepin' the lights on...MUD
FReegards...MUD
...I'm hip -- I'm hip.
Our pleasure. And Mud, as they say in the Army,
"Don't worry about the mule,
Just load the wagon!"
You can still remember those days??? That's another lifetime ago for some of us.
"Well. I'll raise the last call glass to toast Terry McAuliff's demise."
I'll drink to that!! And I am on a "non-adult beverage diet" per doctor's orders.
"...as this Global Crossing fiasco slowly but surely rears its ugly head; in spite of a massive Lamestream effort to bury it."
I hope you are right about that!! We need to FOCUS on it and work it in our daily casual conversations. We must "enronize" Global Crossing!
That's gotta be the lousiest feeling of 'em all; by far.
Last time my Dr tried giving me the business?
I told 'em, quite matter-of-factly, it was my position he woud be paid to *fix* problems, per SOP.
After the fact.
Not PRx things that're cutting (in direct proportion at that) into my quality of life.
If he he couldn't comply; didn't understand?
I'd fire his ass right there & then.
Find & hire someone who could communicate in my language.
{~just a 37 year old kid; Landru scared the crap outa 'em. ;^)}
We now enjoy a *wonderful* repore' these days; I break 'em, he fixes 'em, I pay 'em.
The *perfect* Ying-Yang-Ying arrangement.
... :o)
Agreed!! I can understand that the Congressional Makeup is such that no significant conservative legislation will be allowed to escape various Senate committees; however, those of us on the Right who are increasingly-dismayed by this Milquetoast Moderate tendency towards Federal Expansionism--albeit arguably less-rapid--need something to hang our hats on if we are to fight tooth and nail to get more GOPers into Congressional seats. Dubyuh has muddied the differences between the Right and the Left with his horrific Education Bill, his proposal for increased federalized Volunteerism, and other Big Guv'ment spending schemes, to the point that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to make the case to potentially-sympathetic acquaintances that the GOP is much different than the RATS in their Worldview as to how big the Federal Leviathan should get!! Therefore, I'm thinking We need to start a grassroots push towards Nationalizing the MidTerm elections with something akin to the '94 Contract With America. GOPers need to tell us how they plan to decrease the Size and Scope of the Federal Leviathan if we exert the effort to put them more solidly in Power; otherwise, why work so hard?!
Educational Vouchers (optional), Medical Savings Accounts (optional), Capital Gains Tax Cuts and an acceleration of the already-passed Income Tax Cuts, Social Security Personal Accounts (optional), etc. need to be spelled out so that the Sheeple can understand the clear-cut benefits of getting the Federal Guv'ent outta our lives, and the whole Party needs to be speaking in unison on these specific issues so that the voting populace can achieve a comfort level with the earnestness of accomplishing this devolvement of Power outta DeeCee. With Bush riding record approval numbers--and Senator D'asshole proving infinitely LOATHEable--Dubyuh can help spearhead the discussion from his Bully Pulpit, but the actual Party goals need to bubble up from the grassroots!! Who better than FReepers to start setting the legislative agenda?!!
This November has the potential for Major Gains for the Right in both the House and Senate, but we need to start differentiating ourselves from the RATS now by running on an Agenda that goes beyond saying, "Well, we're not as bad as the RATS!!"
FReegards...MUD
OK. Here's the strategy:
1. FReepers will identify from all the possible seats in the congress and senate that are now occupied by 'Rats, but are possibly winnable by a conservative this Fall and present to the Board (All FReepers) their list of nominees for support.
2. Each of these races must have a provable conservative candidate selected to run against the 'Rat.
3. The FReeper that is nominating to the Board will submit a bio on their candidate for the Board's review.
4. The Board will whittle the potential candidates down to the best 10 or 12 in the country. That means the candidate must have outstanding conservative credentials, and must in the Board's estimate, have real potential to actually win the 'Rat-held seat.
5. We have a FReepaton to raise money and support for "our" candidates.
6. Those FReepers living in those districts will work extra hard with special local FReep activities and campaigning and GOTV efforts.
7. We win up to 8 of these seats!!
8. And we are well on our way for the next election, because our methodology will be in place.
It's a "strawman" so kick at it to improve it.
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You present several excellent & solid suggestions, my friend; as usual.
Be honest: think anyone would listen?
One thing I've noticed about the Right; they *prize* their individualism; so they say.
The emphasis on individualism is precisely why I converted, along with millions of others; the thought of being one of a pack completely unacceptable making the Right mighty appealing.
So?
Given this fierce struggle by nearly the entire Right to assert all this individualism on behalf of themselves?
Not much gets accomplished.
Just getting our side's vastly differing factions to sit down at the same table, will take nothing short of a miracle.
Personally?
I feel as-if I'm wasting my time.
Since I am not going to change?
Perhaps I could change a few within the other party?
That's a mighty powerful incentive to go over the Left for me, y'know.
I mean; they can't very well throw me outa their party -- "inclusion" & all that, right? {g}
Even so; there'd be infinite opportunities to open subtle dialog -- whereby, a crafty & skilled person could easily reflect back to some of the more astute Leftists the absurdity they embrace?
Insanity which holds them captive so tightly, they're seemingly in a trance.
Such an endevor just might be a good deal more satisfying than most of the experiences I've had with people who're calling themselves, "conservative."
A real no-lose proposition, actually; infiltrate them.
...which some here are doing already; whatwith their periodic jaunts over to DU?
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