Black VII: "Truth Shall Rise Again" (T-Mac's Indictment is Nigh...)

MudCave, Inc. ^ | 15 January 2002...beware the Ides of January | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

Any Establishment that would have MUD as a member is no Establishment fer me...

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"

Oh yeah...and never forget that...
DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe is a Dirty, Downright Scoundrel RatPUNK who needs to be INDICTED fer his crimes!!

The Inner Machinations of the Mind Remain an Eternal Enigma to...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Zell Miller Trashes Obstructionist RATS!!"

Ol' ZigZag Zell Shall Announce his Switch to the GOP before the End of 2002, but after the November Elections!!!

SITYS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Sobering Thought and Hope For the Future!!"

Great read...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The 1968 DemonRAT Convention in Chicago...when LeftWing Terrorists Took Over the Party!!"

"Months before the convention, political activists planned demonstrations in Chicago to share the spotlight with the Democratic political leaders. Some groups, such as the Yippies, came to Chicago determined to challenge traditional political process and authority. Tensions increased and turned into violence when police refused to allow these groups near the main hotels and the conventional hall."

Thanks fer bumping thread this to me, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey Nick, I'm gonna run up to the local Rennie's Service Station tonite and see if that Elvis dude can help me--again--FReepin' this ol' song!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wahoos Whup DEMONdeeks, 86-74!!"

"Travis Watson posts a double-double with 20 points and 17 rebounds to pace the Cavs."

Good game...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Spurrier Vows to Lead Skins Back to The Promised Land!!"

"With a folksy manner and disarming blend of swagger and self-deprecation, Steve Spurrier was introduced as the 25th coach of the Washington Redskins yesterday and set a goal of contending for the playoffs, the NFC championship and...[next January] the Super Bowl."

Goals are Good...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

On this thread, we shall FReep Jimmy Buffett's Songs."

I especially like..."A Pirate Looks at Forty", "Come Monday, the whole "Havana Daydreamin'" album, and "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?!"

Which Buffet songs are yer favorites, my FRiend?

FReegards...MUD FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Goals are Good..."

Yes, my FRiends, they are...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, Mr. Cruce...rumor is yer lurkin' out there.

Can you help us FReep "Attorney General John Ashcroft" and ask him "Why the HECK haven't we INDICTED DNC Chairman Terrence 'PUNK' McAuliffe fer his Rampant Abuse of Campaign Finance Laws?!!"

I mean, seriously, If We Aren't Going to Enforce the Laws of this Nation when the Effete Elite Wantonly Violate Them, Why on Earth Would Congress Waste Their Over-Expensive Time Talking About Even More Campaign Finance Legislation?!

Let us endeavor to persevere to Make An Example of McAuliffe!!!

Good to have ya back, Paul...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I can't make any guarantees, but we will be ready to play the Dallas Cowboys," Spurrier said. "And all I can say is I'll try to do my best -- to do my part, along with everybody else -- to beat the Dallas Cowboys this coming season."

The PrescientOne is predicting a Skins' Sweep of the Plowboyz this year!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We've got a lot of people that can do a lot of things. It was nice to see other guys step up."

Swarm the Left with OUR Righteous Fury and They Shall Wilt Before the Onslaught!!

Lib'ralism's DEAD...MUD

[Landru]

"'Travis Watson posts a double-double with 20 points and 17 rebounds to pace the Cavs.'"

Ahhh...that be basketball you speak of?

...man; you sure got the wrong number with me, if it was.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...that be basketball you speak of?"

Oh yeah...fer me it's the Virginia Cavaliers in college hoops and the Bucks/Lakers in the pros.

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

Whatever.

...enjoy.

[Mudboy Slim]

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are you lonesome tonight, do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in yer parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?!

(spoken) I wonder if...you are lonesome tonight.
You know someone said that the world is a stage...
And each of us must play a part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act one was when I met you, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a 'q'
Then came Act Two...you seemed to change and you acted strange
And why I'll never know.
Honey, you're lying when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you.
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you.
Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then they can bring the curtain down.

Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?!

I'll get back to y'all once Rush's show is over and I get this song FReeped.

Kingly FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

Thanks Mud, I am listening to Rushbo right now too.
Thanks for the song. You are in excellent voice this morning.

[stand watie]

yep.

[sultan88]

"Oh yeah...fer me it's the Virginia Cavaliers in college hoops..."

That means the Wahoos are now playing .500 ball in their conference. "Movin' On Up!"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Politics Explained"...LOL!!

"CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain."

FReegards...MUD