I've got this policy against 'pounding helpless, intelligence-limited creatures into the dirt' - you, exhibiting as you do the complete inability to do even a cursory search on the world wide web the compound terms: "Young Americans for Freedom" and the "John Birch Society" obviously fall into the aforementioned category ...
I'm also taking this opportunity to announce that I need to take some time off to, ahh, you know, spend some ahhh ... quality time with the family ...