[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Not only were Neanderthals the first to make "Superglue", but there is evidence to suggest that they developed an early version of the "Veg-A-Matic", enabling them to make delicious julian fries in seconds!

Buy a Veg-o-matic II!

[John O]

I happen to have a vegomatic with the original box and instructions. Still use it to make cottage fries. Cuts them exactly the way my grandma did. (I also have a spare one in the garage)