CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme Fails Again/Ollie Laughs Ann Lewis Off Stage

Bravo! Just keep slapping this SOB up aside his criminal and traitorist head....
I also noticed that the liberal media - saw fit to mention that the vehicle that hit and killed "Buddy" was a "SUV"... These freaking liberals never give up - attempting to tell people that SUVs are evil and destroying the environment....
Keep it up girl, Semper Fi

58 posted on 1/5/02 1:15 PM Pacific by river rat

Buddy Death Report Raises More Questions Than It Answers

By MIA T

HAPPAQUA, N.Y., Jan. 4 -- The clinton-PR-machine-generated report of the death of Buddy, the impeached ex-president's chocolate Labrador, raises more questions than it answers. The report states: "Buddy playfully took after a contractor leaving the Clinton home about noon and was struck by a sport utility vehicle on Route 117 at the bottom of Old House Lane...Neither Mr. Clinton nor Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton were [sic] home at the time. The only comment they will make on the matter is by way of a statement issued by Mrs. Clinton's office: 'My best memory is that I did not have any involvement in that death.'"

The report fails to explain how Buddy was able to wrest from the strong arm of the Secret Service and negotiate the multimillion-dollar, taxpayer-financed retrofits that were installed to make the poorly located suburban house safe for the universally despised former first couple. The report also fails to include a timeline detailing the whereabouts of the clintons on the day of the death. The clinton report's indictment of a sport utility vehicle (SUV) has caused incipient whispers of a vast left-wing conspiracy and the ever-expanding list of dead adverse clinton witnesses to fill the Senate cloakroom.

Buddy was a 1997 'gift' from a 'benefactor' who subscribed to the notion: "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog," particularly sage advice for a DC couple forever mired in scandal and antipathy. Whether Buddy also subscribed to that notion was questioned as recently as last January when he entangled himself in clinton's legs, dropping the impeached ex-president to the pavement; clinton insisted at the time that there was no malevolence involved, that they were simply playing a game of fetch. clinton refused to say who was doing the fetching. (see BILL & HILL & BUDDY & HELEN, Helen Thomas Syndrome: THE SYMPTOMS )

The White House reported that the clintons' first First Pet, Socks, a cat, greeted the canine acquisition with "a hiss previously reserved only for Ken Starr." Because Buddy remained Socks' nemesis throughout the clinton dog days, Socks was eventually exiled to Virginia, to the suburban home of Betty Currie, former clinton subornee and sex scheduler. At the time, clinton observed: "I made more progress in the Middle East than I did between Socks and Buddy." Retrospectively, it is clear that clinton's characterization was not correct.

Buddy web sites quickly exploded throughout cyberspace. (Socks web sites, too, he would add.) Mrs. clinton, a long-time adherent of synergistic exploitation, "authored" an instant book about three groups favored for exploitation by the clintons: dogs, cats and children. "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets" was published by the clintons' personal agitprop-and-money-laundering machine, Simon & Schuster. (see Is hillary clinton's $8M "book advance" a Peter-Principle artifact?)

Although Chappaqua locals share the national repugnance for the clintons, their feelings never spilled over to Buddy. "The big highlight for people was, 'I just saw Buddy,' never mind Mr. and Mrs. Clinton," said Christine Meyer, owner of Wags and Whiskers here.

Arriving here from a link posted on your commentary on today's thread, January 29, called the REAL ENRON SCANDAL...., I am sorry to discover, yet again, that I am still capable of being dumbfounded at what the clintons have done to our nation....I must have within me an endless supply of astonishment. Mia-THEY STINK!

P.S. Why in the world would ANYONE give the clintons a living, breathing creature? Is there ANYONE alive that has not figured out the ruthless, unsentimental, selfish, totally unable to love ANYTHING but themselves aspect of these two horrid people? The pic of buddy with his ball actually hurts.

hillary clinton, Congenital Bottom Feeder, Cowers Below Network Radar, Continues to Subsist on Cozy Clintonoid Interviews of Colmes Kind

by Mia T

EW YORK, Sunday, Feb. 3 -- Rather than courageously confronting major league media, hillary clinton continues to subsist on cozy clintonoid interviews of the Colmes kind. Again today, clinton chose to be interviewed not by George Will et al. on the network ABC show, Sunday Morning with Sam and Cokie, but by second-string clinton lackeys on third-rate local fare that followed Sunday Morning in the New York market.
Clinton failed to exceed local performance parameters with ease, clogging the airwaves with standard-issue clinton claptrap.
By continuing to eschew the politically obligatory Sunday morning circuit and formidable inquisitors like George Will, clinton only encourages the incipient whispers of ineptitude, depravity and failure that are filling the Senate cloakroom.

In addition to this display of cowardice, ineptitude, depravity and failure, one of the more significant continuous predictors of clinton's political moribundity is clinton's tic-like insertion of "you know."

A marker for ineloquence, vulgarity, ignorance, rube-meets-valley-girl demographics, low self-esteem, anxiety and insincerity, clinton "you knows" were less frequent during this interview than during the one conducted on January 17^th by Jeff Greenfield. This result is consistent with the previous finding, that the frequency of clinton "you knows" varies directly with the intensity of interviewer contempt for the clintons and inversely with the magnitude of interviewer softballs.

If hillary clinton continues to secure her politically moribund position via second-string clinton lackeys on third-rate local fare, Mort Sahl put the intellectual--if not the final--nail in the clinton legacy coffin on CNN's first-waterloo last month.
Sahl, the 60s satirist and self-professed "radical independent," who cut his political-eyeteeth at the Hungry i, announced, "I have no desire to meet clinton; with no morality, there's nothing there." That the eponymous Clinton News Network televised the demise only adds to the irony.

By way of contrast, the intrepid iconoclast, who never knew a president he didn't skewer, went on to express pride in knowing "the two Bushes," the Kennedys and Nixon.
So much for the clinton legacy.
The CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme, counterproductive on its face, is now officially dead. If the clintons had any concern for the American aesthetic, they would bury it...and themselves, while they're at it.

Mort Sahl: No desire to meet clinton
"With no morality, there's nothing there" Proud to know "the 2 Bushes," the Kennedys, Nixon

by Mia T

ASHINGTON, Jan.16-- Mort Sahl,"Will Rogers with fangs," the 60s satirist and self-professed "radical independent" who cut his political-eyeteeth at the Hungry i, put the intellectual--if not the final--nail in the clinton legacy coffin on the Aaron Brown Show tonight. (Who is Aaron Brown? Imagine Charlie Rose plus paunch minus Southern suavity.) That the eponymous Clinton News Network (CNN) televised the demise only added to the irony.

Brown asked Sahl what he thought of clinton. "Never met him." The terse Sahl non sequitur did not deter the host. Brown probed further with polite imprecision, which is his hallmark. "Would you like to meet him?" With neither hesitation nor the slightest hint of irony, Sahl explained, "I have no desire to meet clinton; with no morality, there's nothing there."

By way of contrast, the intrepid iconoclast, who never knew a president he didn't skewer, went on to express pride in knowing "the two Bushes," the Kennedys and Nixon.

So much for the clinton legacy.

The CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme, counterproductive on its face, is now officially dead. If the clintons had any concern for the American aesthetic, they would bury it...and themselves, while they're at it.

This looks like it might be an interesting thread, but I'll never know because, as usual, Mia T's posts take about 10 minutes to load.

Joan Didion turns on the boy president Clinton and bites off a chunk most likely from his fat tush!--dennisw
"Fat tush," indeed.
You can never account for taste...I never did understand what Tina, Barbra, et al. see in the Rapist. Personally, I find him estrogenic; (check out the hands as well as the butt and the temperament.)

Life is full of paradoxes and tradeoffs. ;)

Mia's posts load in a flash.....sorry your puter is slow. You cannot imagine what you are missing!

Q ERTY7 PING!

Thou art arm'd that hath thy crook'd schemers straight.

Cudgel thy brains no more, the clinton plots are great.

Mia T, On Neutered and Neutering,

by Mia T and Edward Zehr (EZ)

Q ERTY4

AMERICAN MUSEUM--ER--MUSLIM COUNCIL

it won't s-p-i-n

KNOWNOTHING VICTIMS RODHAM/CLINTON REVISITED

^{Q ERTY2} "There isn't a shred of evidence."

HILLARY, YOU KNOW, ^{KnowNothing Victim} Q ERTY4 ^{double bagel},

W I D E B O D Y. _{low-center-of-gravity} Dim Bulb, _{Congenital Bottom Feeder}

kleptocratic

_{Q ERTY3} ^{zipper-hoisted}

(clinton zipper vitiated by obvious spilth)

_{Humpty Dummies}

Q ERTY6 _{utter failure}

Helen Thomas Syndrome: THE SYMPTOMS

^{4th-Estate Malfeasance} (DEATH BY MISREPORT)

_{rodham-clinton} ^{reality-check}BUMP!

This thread, revisited, is worth many bumps. The amazing MO of the klintons is so astounding-so incredibly strewn with corrupt practices and 'anything to win' strategies, that everyone should stay informed, alert and willing to actively FReep, period.

For myself-when the guard was STRUCK by the vehicle rodham the bold was riding in and she DID NOT get out to offer comfort and help (she was on the campaign trail for herself in NY when it went down), was as revealing, and as horrific as her plot to ruin an innocent man's reputation-Billy Dale's-was.

BUT WHEN THIS HORROR OF A HUMAN BEING STOOD ON the Senate Floor AND HELD UP A NEWSPAPER HEADLINE (just after Sept 11) that boldly proclaimed - Bush KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!...........................that over the top, hateful, vile, intent upon splitting our nation, invoking doubt as to the integrity and decency of our President put this FReeper waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the top.

This woman should be on EVERYONE's watch list. And Mia T's observations, graphics, humor and devastatingly accurate analysis drives home this fact. Keep your eye on the vile actions of hitlery. Everyday. Bookmark her words, her activities, her blatant willingness to hurt others in order to win. Mark her corruption, it will be our fodder when this woman makes her big move.

Our FACTUAL, footnoted, researched, information regarding this absolutely sociopathic, driven ex 1st lady is going to be the bedrock of the campaign to thwart her efforts to seek our Presidency. Be there.

Never again. Not ever will this woman pollute our White House and all that it represents.

"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")

His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...

Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!

Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!

Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'

Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"

Slick said, "I WILL!!"

(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)

You know the story...Slick loved hisself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!

Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!

Willie, you're a simple, real awful man...
You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!

Mudboy Slim

Hot off the presses...
Folks, you might as well comment, 'cuz I'm bumpin' this one myself if you don't!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)

Heh heh heh...MUD

Oh yeah. Bill blew it. And I suspect Hillary was behind him pulling the strings. They both blew it...it's up to us to let our nation know how badly.

Mia, what's with all these colors and weird spacing - I have never understood one single post you have made.

"WHEN THIS HORROR OF A HUMAN BEING STOOD ON the Senate Floor AND HELD UP A NEWSPAPER HEADLINE (just after Sept 11) that boldly proclaimed - Bush KNEW!!...that over the top, hateful, vile, intent upon splitting our nation, invoking doubt as to the integrity and decency of our President put this FReeper waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the top. This woman should be on EVERYONE's watch list."

The BEEEEEE-aaahhhhhtch ain't gettin' outta NooYawk with her political career intact, not while I'm still drawing breaths...Not on My Watch!!

Then again, MurryMom thinks the HildaBeast is sorta allurin' as a candidate fer POTUS...ain't that Right, MM?!

Should I be ashamed of myself again?! BWAHAHAHA...MUD

"Bill blew it."

Yep...he shouldda RESIGNED when the gittin' was Good...MUD

Barkanicide.