[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Heel, Sulla. You might have sole, but your metaphors smell.

I have to say, you two are the most fastidious gang rapists I have ever run across.

[unsycophant]

Oh please. I've been insulted by some of the most anonymously insane names in the business, toga-phant. Spare me having to read any more of your lame attempts at smackdown.

Have another drink, and take the broken bottle out of your hand before you put your eye out.