Former First Dog, Buddy, Dead

NBC Early Morning

[leadpenny]

NBC just reported that Buddy was hit by a car last night some 200 feet from the Chappaqua home.

[Corporate Law]

I'm sure the agents have already been put on administrative leave and are awaiting transfer to a baggage inspector's assistant position in the new federalized airport security system.

If true, they are probably overcome with joy from being emancipated from Klintoon service.

[2Trievers]

IC, We both know how smart dogs are ... it was a suicide I tell ya'! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Phlap]

Alas Buddy ...I knew him well.

[mewzilla]

I'll lay odds it was either Bubba or Booba who hit Buddy...

[rightwingextremist1776]

Probably committed doggie suicide. Tired of living in a cathouse environment. I know I would if I had Uncle Bill as a master!

[mewzilla]

You'd think that the Toons would have learned that it's the cover-up that does you in...

[matamoros]

That mutt knew too much, saw too many things. Dead dogs tell no tales.
Just another innocent victim to add to the long list of people that make up the CLINTON BODY COUNT.

BTW= If I were the driver of the car that hit him, I would consider relocating... like to Argentina.

[leadpenny]

Clinton's body language in that picture says to me, "What is this brown thing trying to climb on me?" He shows absolutely no affection towards the dog.

IMUS just commented on Clintons comment about how much joy Buddy brought the family. Bernard said something about Clinton saying the same thing when Vince Foster was found in Ft. Marcy Park.

[SunnyUsa]

"being too much and all...."

The thing is because it's the clinton's dog which was clearly "out of control" when you saw any pictures of them and the "poochie"....(knocking the exslimeprez over on his driveway a few months ago etc)

I don't believe they even cared about the dog, those people are so calculated that I think they POLLED and found out Americans like a prez with a dog. (guess the pet Cat Socks wasn't doing it for them, besides ...

THAT BELOVED PET ended up with his pimping secretary Betty Curie...and as an aside, I read an article in (groan) People's Mag Year End that SOCKS has never been "visited" by the clintons, but betty curie said ... "they have an open invitation" hahahaha another funny one!

I am so suspicious of the clintons, that I bet right now they are meeting with PR people to spin this into some wonderful legacy building moment!

Watch if we see some FACE time with these parasites, crying over the dog. cripes!

[Revelation 911]

"He was a loyal companion and brought us much joy.

.....until he started talking about his silence having a dollar value affixed to it. Shortly afterwards, the Rose billing records showed up in the WH. Close scrutiny by the FBI indicated dog hairs were present. After that, he started drinking and roaming for "in heat" poodles down near the 7/11 in Chappaqua. Unable to score, buddy went on a coke binge lasting several days. It was rumored that while visiting one of the Rodham brothers he alerted an ex-boyfriend to the amorous relationship. After that, he fell into dis-favor and began losing sleep & calling late night Michael Savage to complain about mysterious covert operations and how his life was in jeopardy.

Cant you people see.... this is plainly a cover up of epic proportions.

[kipj]

NonMerci - No current Freeper by that name.

[Always Right]

Buddy had a tell-all book deal. Buddy knew way too much and had to be quieted.

[jjbrouwer]

Was Ted Kennedy driving the car?

[hobbes1]

I wonder if there will be a disputed autopsy ala Ron Brown....

[SunnyUsa]

"and say that this is what I expect from white trash trailer dwellers. While they have millions, and could afford a proper enclosure for their dog, instead, they let him run around the neighborhood. "

ROFL!!! Exactly right, they live in an upscale neighborhood right? But they don't KNOW how to live like people with money, intelligence or class...their dog runs wild, like "Bubba"...can't keep their dogs home!

The dog was a FAD, end of story...wasn't cared about.

[seoseo]

Late reports indicate that shortly after Buddy'e body was discovered, Hilary was seen going thru his desk and destroying documents.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

"We are deeply saddened by Buddy's death," the Clintons said in a statement issued by Payne. "He was a loyal companion and brought us much joy. He will truly be missed."

BS, horsehockey, and several other expletives. When is the last time Buddy even saw a Clinton? It's probably been a while. They should have sent him to a place where he could get the attention a dog needs. He probably got out to look for his continually absent masters, that's what saddens me the most.

[leadpenny]

Finally, some good news on this thread.

[SunnyUsa]

"Was Ted Kennedy driving the car?"

I doubt it, I think chocolate Labradors can swim!

[mewzilla]

Forget Teddy, I want to know if it was one of the Toons. Was Buddy ever seen running around outside when they weren't there? Did the USSS have charge of the dog when the Toons weren't at home? Who let the poor dog out? Was he trying to catch Bubba, who was leaving, or greeting him if he was just getting back?