[Dan from Michigan]

I slam them every chance I get. I wasted $3500.

[grumpster-dumpster]

IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THE PARTY, Please help us with the seating arrangements!

So far we have tables reserved for:
Drunk Catholics.
Fundamentalists.
Drunk Catholics with Gateways.
Drunk Catholics with Shotguns.
Fundamentalists with Shotguns.
Gateway sales persons (no shotguns allowed)

Make your reservations.