[grumpster-dumpster]

IF YOUR INTERESTED IN THE PARTY, Please help us with the seating arrangements!

So far we have tables reserved for:
Drunk Catholics.
Fundamentalists.
Drunk Catholics with Gateways.
Drunk Catholics with Shotguns.
Fundamentalists with Shotguns.
Gateway sales persons (no shotguns allowed)

Make your reservations.

[Dan from Michigan]

What about Drunk Irish Catholics with Shotguns that are FORMER Gateway owners:)

[SoDak]

Oh great, everyone gets a gun except me? People, don't shoot, I was just trying to make a buck!

[Quietly]

So far we have tables reserved for: Drunk Catholics. Fundamentalists. Drunk Catholics with Gateways. Drunk Catholics with Shotguns. Fundamentalists with Shotguns. Gateway sales persons (no shotguns allowed)

Save one for slightly inebriated Presbyterians with shotguns and Gateways, who smoke and drink, but don't swear.

[nunya bidness]

Got any room for any too-lazy-to-find-another-religion-Catholics?

[RosieCotton]

Methinks the drunk Catholics with Gateways need to bring their computers to the drunk Catholics with shotguns table, or the shotgun Catholics need to visit the Gateway table. "Could I get a hand over here? Got a Gateway that needs to be put out of its misery!"

[Bella_Bru]

Uh.....is there room for Drunk Fallen Away Catholics with Shotguns, but no Gateways?

[WIladyconservative]

What? No table for Orthodox Druids? I think I'm offended . . .. LMAO!