[HUMOR] The Monster and The Bunnies: A Tale of Terror and Suspense

Peanuts / United Feature Syndicate ^ | December 15, 1973 | Charles Monroe Shulz

[Silly]

Bump!

[LibKill]

Everybody loves 'Peanuts'.

[maxwell]

LMAO!!!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

[Atticus]

priceless!

[Silly]

Slow-news-day bump.

[Silly]

Slow-news-day bump.

[Silly]

Slow-news-day bump.

[Silly]

Slow-news-day bump.

[Aurelius]

This cartoon puts me in mind of one of your Lew Rockwell trashings.

[Silly]

Happy New Year!

Silly

[Silly]

Happy New Year to you and Felicity!

[Silly]

Bump!

Happy New Year!

[Mr. Thorne]

Bump for Peanuts!

[Nachum]

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"

[Fiddlstix]

Re: #8

ROFLMAO!

Keep on rollin', maxwell J

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL!!!

Thanks. I would say "you're so silly, silly", but so many others have said it before.

I'll just say....you've got a damned good silly sense of humor, silly. : )

[AtticusX]

"Have a seat, I'll be through in a minute...">>

Philman! dude! Good to see you.... Thanks for the ping.

Was that you selling the a**kicking on eBay a couple of weeks ago? ;-)

Happy New Year philman

Atticus

[vmatt]

LOL! A dog with a typewriter.

[Silly]

You're welcome!

[Silly]

Bump.