FReegards...MUD
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!!
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MUUUUUUD's FReepin' fer a bright Christmas...
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help Us!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...Pat Leahy Ain't Right!!
Confirm all Bush Justices TONITE!!
I am not worthy**...MUD
**BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!!
On the first day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Two turtle doves...etc.
On the third day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Three french hens...etc.
On the forth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Four calling birds...etc.
On the fifth day of Justice...
Good Dubyuh gave to me:
Five golden rings...etc.
On the sixth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Six geese a-laying...etc.
On the seventh day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Seven swans a-swimming...etc.
On the eight day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Eight maids a-milking...etc.
On the ninth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Nine ladies dancing...etc.
On the tenth day of Justice...
John Ashcroft gave to me:
Ten lords a-leaping...etc.
On the eleventh day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
'Leven pipers piping...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Twelve drummers drumming...etc.
Alright now, folks, don't be shy...give me yer suggestions and I'll input the good ones and pretend I like the rest, but by noon tomorrow, I want a new song!!!!
FReegards...MUD
O Holy Night!!
The stars are brightly shining...
'Tis the night of our dear Savior's birth!!
Long-lived Left's World of Sin and Lib'ral Whining...
'Til Slick appeared and the World felt Left's Curse!!
Left's spell thus broke, the FReepin' World Rejoiceth...
For yonder breaks a new and glorous morn.
Force Slick to his knees!! Folks, heed the angels voices!!
Folks, Right's Divine!! The Right of Christ was Born!!
Ohhh, Right's Divine...That's Right, The Right's Divine!!!
Force Slick to his knees!!! Folks, Heed Angelic Voices.**
The Right's Divine!! The Right of Christ was Born!!
O Right's Divine. The Right's Divine!!**
That's Right...The Right's Divine!!!!
**(FReeperGal Chorus)
Holiday FReegards...MUD
"Joy To the World"
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
Left just don't know it yet!!
Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom...
Help Heaven and nature sing.
Joy to the earth! the Saviour reigns:
Let men their songs employ,
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding joy.
No more let sins and sorrows grow,
Networks infest our Minds:
He comes to make his blessings flow
Far out, Left's Curse is found.
Right rules the earth with Truth and Grace,
And makes all Nations prove...
The Glories of his Righteousness
And wonders of Right's Love.
Work in progress...MUD