On the first day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Two turtle doves...etc.
On the third day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Three french hens...etc.
On the forth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Four calling birds...etc.
On the fifth day of Justice...
Good Dubyuh gave to me:
Five golden rings...etc.
On the sixth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Six geese a-laying...etc.
On the seventh day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Seven swans a-swimming...etc.
On the eight day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Eight maids a-milking...etc.
On the ninth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Nine ladies dancing...etc.
On the tenth day of Justice...
John Ashcroft gave to me:
Ten lords a-leaping...etc.
On the eleventh day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
'Leven pipers piping...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Justice...
My true love gave to me:
Twelve drummers drumming...etc.
Alright now, folks, don't be shy...give me yer suggestions and I'll input the good ones and pretend I like the rest, but by noon tomorrow, I want a new song!!!!
FReegards...MUD
On the last day of Justice
the law did prevail
and all of us
will rejoice that they're in jail
On the first day of Justice...
John Ashcroft said to me:
McAuliffe's Guilt's Plain to See!!
On the second day of Justice...
Rush Limbaugh said to me:
T-Mac's a PUNK...etc.
On the third day of Justice...
My conscience said to me:
IMPRISON SLICK...etc.
On the forth day of Justice...
George Dubyuh said to me:
Right ain't Movin' On...etc.
On the fifth day of Justice...
Ronaldus said to me:
LIB'RALISM'S DEAD...etc.
On the sixth day of Justice...
Paul Shanklin sang to me:
Clinton's a Traitor...etc.
On the seventh day of Justice...
The Missuz said to me:
Mudboyz just a dimwit...etc.
On the eight day of Justice...
L. Klayman said to me:
LawSuits we're filin'...etc.
On the ninth day of Justice...
Gal FReepers sang with me:
Fine Ladies Dancing...etc.
On the tenth day of Justice...
John Ashcroft said to me:
Good Lord's a FReeper...etc.
On the eleventh day of Justice...
Left's Medyuh spat at me:
Peacenik Lib'rals Whinin'...etc.
On the Twelfth day of Justice...
The Centaurs sang with me:
Bold Mudboy's strummin'...etc.
This is only a first draft...
FReegards...MUD