[KC_Conspirator]

Just think of all the "Why are fat chicks like IT's?" jokes that this new invention will breed?

[chuckles]

"IT" probably works as advertized, but what happens when the gyro's burp, or the battery goes dead? "IT"'s roadrash lawsuits will make the McDonalds coffee in the lap thingy look measely.

[JustPiper]

Just think of all the "Why are fat chicks like IT's?" jokes that this new invention will breed?

Or how about this....

It won't work for guys like you, because the only thought or use you can think of is deflammatory? You wouldn't get far on it woulda fella?