You must be a newbie. Otherwise you would have known well at the difficulty in expressing sarcasm. I just checked your profile page and see that you're not new to the Internet -- been on this forum for a few days shy of a year. Who knows how long prior to that. Anyways, apparently you chose to make it hard on yourself by assuming that it is the reader's responsibility to guess at what you mean rather than you being more articulate in your writing.
Hmmm... Red blooded American? So you're an American Indian. That sure spells 2nd Amendment -- not. Who are you trying to fool? ...Besides yourself, that is. DOH