Posted on 11/30/2001 1:30:14 PM PST by Hail Caesar
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE To: Lord Council Members of the Town of Kensington, in the County of Montgomery, unFree State of Maryland By your continued banishment of humble acts of religious homage to our Creator and your recent ban of Santa from your traditional "Holiday Tree Lighting Ceremony", we have no other choice but to rise up in opposition to your continuing tyranny over the minds of our children and the American Way. We hereby find you guilty of the high crimes of Treason Against the Christmas Spirit and Secular Tyranny against the Constitution of the United States. We shall impose sentence upon you this Sunday, the Second Day of December in the Year of Our Lord 2001. Signed: Free Citizen Patriots of the United States of America
"Kensington Town Council: Your uninvited guests have arrived. We have just come from church and are mad as h*ll - we mean heck - :-) and we're not going let you impose secular tyranny upon our families anymore." The battle begins around 3:30 p.m. upon the 2nd of December in the Year of Our Lord 2001. Join us! - All PATRIOTS welcome!
What:
FReepers disguised as Santa Claus, elves, other helpers (Christians, etc.), to raid the anti-Christmas Kensington Town Council's "Celebration of the American Spirit Through Lights and Music" (which has banned Santa from lighting the traditional Town Tree). The dreaded Tyranny Response Team Special Operations Units will be on hand to protect FReeper patriots from the arrogant-meanspirited-condescending-liberals and secular heretics who may try to subvert this battle that we fight for the children of Kensington!
When:
Sunday, December 2, 2001
3:30 p.m. - until? (Their "ceremony" is scheduled to begin at 4:00 p.m.) This FReep is on whether the Town Council eventually surrenders or not!
Where:
Kensington Town Hall ("Armory") http://www.tok.org/
3710 Mitchell Street
Kensington, MD 20895
Location Map and directions (click link below):
Battle Plan:
Patriots will peaceably assemble near the Kensington Armory beginning around 3:30 p.m. and then occasionally disperse along all access and egress streets to the ceremony's location. Remember, no profanity, no racism, no threats, no violence, etc., will be tolerated at the scene. A demonstration/protest permit is NOT required for this; regardless, local law enforcement officers should be treated with respect. We hope that the local Praetorian Guard will lay down their arms and join our side in this revolt against government imposed "political correctness." We must remain "on message", defend the 1st Amendment, freedom of religion, freedom from this local government's tyranny, while we counterattack the Town Council's secular assault on Christmas. Remember that we are doing this FOR THE CHILDREN! - :-)
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Why (we should do this) - related background info threads at these links:
Santa to crash Kensington party
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/580932/posts
Operation Infinite FReep - TRT commandos/FReeper militia to raid Kensington anti-Santa ceremony 12/2
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/580536/posts
"First No Smoke, Now No Santa: Maryland Town Tells Jolly 'Ole Nick To Stay Home!"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/579694/posts
"P.C. Town Bans Santa Claus"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/579943/posts
"Santa gets axed from town's tree ceremony"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/580115/posts
"Santa not allowed in Parade in Kensington, Maryland because TWO families complained (my title)"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/579732/posts
Charge Of The (not so) Light Santa Brigade?
LOL! How about the "MILLION SANTA MARCH!"
PRESS RELEASE
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
November 30, 2001Kensington, MD is stocking up on more cookies and milk.
In anticipation of probably breaking the record for the most number of Santas at a tree lighting ceremony, the Town is stocking up on more of the traditional treats - cookies and milk. It is expected there will be many Santas as the community lights the tree and salutes our first responders and those who help guard this nation's freedoms.
However many Santas choose to join us on Sunday, the event planners are hoping that they will all join Town citizens in bringing a special gift for the kids who live at Crossway Community, a local Kensington family shelter.
I wonder if King County and Montgomery County are "Sister" counties in some leftist exchange program...
Also, their attempts in yesterday's release to hide behind a facade of false patriotism also sickens those of us who live around here. We know how anti-Christian those Town Council idiots really are.
The more these idiots open their mouths the more they expose themselves for the fools they are.
Wish I could be there as Mrs. Claus but it's a bit too far for me, have fun FReepers.
MKM
No wonder your county has such a high percentage of unsolved murders like we do in this area, too. We have suffered under liberal tyrants for so long that our people are finally starting to revolt against their nonsense.
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