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1,259 posted on 07/03/2004 10:02:41 AM PDT by EdReform (Support Free Republic - All donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!)

Monthly Donors It's TOTALLY PAINLESS BTTT!!!!!!!

1,260 posted on 07/03/2004 10:13:29 AM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Make Hillary happy.... IGNORE the Freepathon!!!!)

Become a dollar a day donor, it is only a six pack a week, live longer, promote FReedom.

1,261 posted on 07/03/2004 10:17:19 AM PDT by Little Bill (John F'n Kerry is a self promoting scumbag!)

Approximately 32 more donors will take us to $10,000 a month -- BUMP!

1,262 posted on 07/03/2004 10:20:32 AM PDT by RottiBiz (Help end Freepathons -- become a Monthly Donor.)

Lost Wallet
A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. ! "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."

1,270 posted on 07/03/2004 11:40:15 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)

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