Bin Laden Hideout Revealed By Man Who Delivered Groceries- Promised Al-Qa'ida's Wives If They Die

Times UK ^ | 11/29/01

[Kozak]

Why not just pump bacon grease and pig Sh#t down the ventilation shafts? That would get them out into the open.

[I got the rope]

I was thinking the same thing. I think our government was also thinking that we would starve them out when Rumsfeld said it might take years to get him.

[11th Earl of Mar]

My mistake. The source is The Sun, not the Times. Oops.

[1Old Pro]

Don't believe a word of it.

I don't.

[cake_crumb]

"This all sounds like something from a Bond-send-up like Austin Powers. Maybe bin Laden has a "Mini-Me", too, and he strokes a cat or small dog in his lap while he plots in his evil lair..."

Will my comment offend anyone if I suggest that a cat or a dog on his lap is not the thing bin Laden is stroking while plotting?

Seriously, I really doubt that this story is true. I don't doubt that bin Laden could be hiding there, but...c'mon...the guy who delivers his groceries can see bin Laden when we can't?

Hey, it'd cost a lot, but I have an idea for a fuel-air explosive with poetic justice to boot: fully feuled drone rammed down a vent.

[blastdad51]

It occurs to me that if we helped build these caves , we should know exactly where they are! We should also have a pretty good idea where the inlets for the ventilation systems are and the water supply for the hydro-electric power. Surround them, cut off air,water and food and it won't be too long before thier ugly heads are popping up, then smoke-em. The media has fed us steady tale of woe about how tough this war is going to be with these stone-age bastards. It hasn't played out and I can't see getting them out of these caves should be all that hard either.

[Lady Jag]

I'm sorry, but if I had a top secret hide-out, I would NOT be having groceries delivered.

[rushtafarian]

New wrote:

"...Don't believe a word of it...."

I tend to agree with you. They can have all the underground power generation they want. The heat has to go somewhere. The air has to vent somewhere. I don't believe they can be so self-contained that they don't vent something somewhere. If we can see golfball lying on the ground from space and read the brand name on it, don't tell me we can't find the vent pipes, heat signature, or the trace odor of a f#rt from space.

I could be wrong!

God bless the true patriot.

rushtafarian

[jrlc]

Did the Journalist see Chubbie Chelsea among the wives. Little Katie Communist on the NBC Today show interviewed Hillary this morning and mom is worried sick about Chelsea. She was last seen in Kandahar at a Starbucks. But now, as Little Katie Communist sighed, "Who Knows?" Even British disinformation planted reports such as this grocery crap will be useful. Anyone with information about Chubbie Chelsea's whereabouts should post it now. Mom wants to know her daughter is out of harms way. Mom also wants to be at the center of the story.

[FReepaholic]

Surround the place and STARVE THEM OUT!!!

[Hildy]

What an odd Taliban tradition...GIVING YOUR WIFE AS A TIP. Yikes.

[Marysecretary]

Gee, why don't we tell bin Laden EVERYTHING? Seems to me that telling bin Laden we know where he is is NOT the smartest thing we could do. Cheez.

[Alas]

Washington is now considering using giant "daisy cutter" bombs which ignite a cloud of fuel vapour, creating a fireball to suck oxygen from the caves — and suffocate anyone caught inside.

Drop the bomb and send them straight to allah.

Nukem

[AppyPappy]

I wonder if a herd of pigs would fit down that shaft.

[concerned about politics]

Your picture looks like Reno after the Branch Dividians.

[TADSLOS]

Forget the wives and go for the 25 million.

[tom paine 2]

bump

[steve-b]

Jamal would not say what was on the monster's shopping list

If he's holed up in a cave, I'd recommend plenty of Beano.