Mullah Omar sleeps with the fishes, with any luck.
In Kandahar, that would be "sleeps with the sand trout"...
The Mullah Mohammed Omar story. Starring David Spade as St. Peter
St. Peter: Uh, huh. Yeah. And you are . . .
Mohammed Omar: I am Mullah Mohammed Omar, supreme spiritual leader of the Taliban.
SP: Right. And this is regarding . . .
MO: I would like Allah's 72 virgins now please.
SP: O...K... Why don't you have a seat over there and we'll be right with you.
MO: But I was told there would be 72 --
SP: Just sit over there. That's right. Be with you in just a sec. Uh huh.
MO: Hey, is this Car & Driver?
SP: Whatever. We're kinda busy.