[jamz]

I agree...and I do not agree with the smoking nazis. But the times that I am standing right next to someone in a crowded area and I ask them if they wouldn't mind moving or stopping and I get a rude comment. I will thus whip out one my sulphur stink bombs and commence to drop it and set it off. You talk about chit stinking...well...let's both stink. HEHE..that or some fart spray. I frequent bars when I travel alone. I don't prefer to eat at a table alone so I eat at the bar. I can't count on my fingers and toes the people that walk up to the bar..I may be the only person there at the time...and they sit right next to me and light up without taking into consideration my eating...no problem. Just whip out my handy dandy fart spray...and give them a taste of their own medicine...and if my wife happened to fix chili the day prior..no need for the spray. Sounds fair...eh?

[SheLion]

Well, when you go into a bar or restaurant that accomodates smokers, you know it. And if they sit next to you at an empty bar and light up, people just figure that in an establishment that allows smoking, no one minds. And if they sit right next to you, when there are plenty of open seats, maybe they, too, don't want to be alone. Maybe, they too, just need companionship. If smoking is allowed in an establishment, then everyone believes that no one minds. No one "used" to mind......

[Eaker]

Just whip out my handy dandy fart spray...and give them a taste of their own medicine

If you did this in the smoking section I would whip your ass. It would be a few painful weeks later before you could break wind again.

Eaker

You panseys who bitch in the smoking section are right up there with Clinton in my book.