Bin Laden May Be Hiding in 13,000-Foot Mountain

AP/wjla.com news ^ | 11/26/01 | Staff Writers

[fish hawk]

would that be Mauna Kea or Mauna Loa??

[Victoria Delsoul]

Wow, you're getting good at this. Good job!

[Uncle George]

I hear HALLIBURTON delivers anywhere, anytime.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Could you please mark me down for March 17th? Happy St Patrick's Day Osama

[Sabertooth]

Could you please mark me down for March 17th? Happy St Patrick's Day Osama

Aye, lassie... It's all yours!

I've gotten a wee bit tired o' the bad name the Moorish snakes 've been givin' the color green, meself.

[Sabertooth]

Why, thank you kindly!

[Chemnitz]

Infra-red imaging will pick up any heat sources.

I wonder if Osama would go to the obvious place. He has been dumb before, using a satellite phone and thinking it was secure.

Any underground hideaway will be more of a tomb than an escape. Look for the sleeper cells to unleash a bunch of attacks the moment Osama is captured or dead.

[DKNY]

Infra-red imaging will pick up any heat sources.

Then I would imagine bin Laden knows that too, but as you have noted he has been careless in the past.

[DKNY]

Bold off?

[glock rocks]

hmmmm...

[SusanUSA]

Hey, ya done good!
But why isn't the picture under my name showing up? Or was it 'sposed to be a box w/ a X?

[Travis McGee]

I am sticking with my theory: all of the Tora Bora Super Cave stuff is pure deception.

Sure Osama would love to draw the US into a bloody land battle....if he could.

But he won't be there.

Hundreds of his toughest, most fanatical fighters, with millions of rounds of ammo and food for months, but not Osama. After we have blown up or incinerated all of his best cave fighters, we will be pressed to declare that Osama is among the dead inside.

This will make his glorious appearance in the Pakistan slums all the more inspiring to his flock.

If OBL is not already in a safe house in Pakistan, he is hidden in a ninth-tier unknown cave in an unexpected area with no more than ten personal bodyguards.

He's a very smart man, and he has thought all of this out on many levels.

Only a fool underestimates a man who destroyed the mightiest skyscrapers with boxcutter knives.

[Brian Allen]

..... also they would not be caught dead with a purse as their culture demands strict adherence to hetrosexulaty .....

One does not "adhere" to "heterosexuality" it is, for normal men and women, just a component part of the normal state of being.

And there is probably no population on Earth with a higher ratio of shirt-lifting, mattress-munching, pillow-biting, little-boy-raping turd-burglers per capita than the muslem-Arab population of North Africa, Arabia and the Mid-East.

Sodomists are a dime a dozen there and it is very normal for men to walk about hand in hand and arm in arm and to be very physical with each other, including in public.

Arab men kiss one other as casually as the rest of the world's men shake hands.

[Cynderbean]

For some reason I keep thinking of Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack, chasing that gopher : )

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Does the mountain have the face of Dr. Evil carved into its side?