When all of your buds have 40 or 50 sibs, you're all related pretty soon.
If he's made it out of Afghanistan to anywhere besides Pakistan or Saudi Arabia, my bet is he lays low for 18 to 24 months until Ramadan 2003, when he'll have those Mahdi-relevant eclipses going for him.
After the UN steps in, Afghanistan could easily be back to hellhole status by then.
